Have a delicious Independence Day!

posted on 4 Jul 2013 in Stationery

Americans have such great taste.

Notebook found in Japan.
Originally posted in 2009. 

55 captions

  1. Algernon | 1:42 am |

    Can be used for paper planes or missiles.

  2. stonefieldt | 1:43 am |

    Sure to be high in fiber, but using American students, tastes like old pizza and ramen.

  3. jjhitt | 2:19 am |

    I ate my homework.
    It was good.

  4. John Tranbo | 2:58 am |

    Warning: High in saturated fat. use only as directed by local Fast Food Outlet.

  5. Rin | 3:48 am |

    Let’s test!

  6. DieselDragon | 5:31 am |

    Oversized, over-rated, and over ‘ere… 😉

  7. DieselDragon | 5:35 am |

    Government health warning:
    Excess amounts of American Flavour can lead to a sharp increase in body mass, irrational beliefs about extra-terrestrial dealings with humankind, and the inclination to illegally attack someone living down the road for the contents of his cars fuel tank… 😉

  8. DieselDragon | 5:39 am |

    Thanks for the offer…But I’d sooner choose “English sewage works” flavour over the above c**p… 😮

  9. beechoak | 6:45 am |

    …with a different Scratch ‘n’ Taste flavor on every sheet!

  10. Adelaide | 6:46 am |

    Best served fat.

  11. beechoak | 6:47 am |

    “…part of the “Notebooks of the World Series.” Japan Flavor tastes like sushi, Italian Flavor tastes like spaghetti, German Flavor tastes like bratwurst, American Flavor tastes like anything deep-fried…”

  12. Firebert | 7:36 am |

    Mmm, high-fructose corn syrup!

  13. Classic Steve | 8:13 am |

    This note book for the use of Engrish.com. It have various errors.

  14. Xila | 8:30 am |

    Developed by Marugo Alpha Five: Defenders of the Universe!

  15. blargin7 | 8:41 am |

    But I’m not in college. So shouldn’t it tell me to have a nice my working life?

  16. beechoak | 9:38 am |

    “Thie note book for the use of students. If you are not a student, please check out our fine line of American Occupational Flavors.”

  17. beechoak | 9:41 am |

    “So, like, I’m having a nice college life, right? And I buy this note book, okay,… and like, it’s flavored… no doubt… and so I started rolling it and smoking it… and like, wow! It’s like the flavor of pizza and beer in my lungs…!”

  18. Ed | 12:54 pm |

    I has a flavor.

  19. BeadyEl | 2:16 pm |

    You know, Marugo Alpha *six* exploded just months after we were left here. ‘Admiral’ Kirk never bothered to check on our progress….

  20. DieselDragon | 6:13 pm |

    Gordon Brown’s favourite brand of notebook… 😉

  21. TJ | 9:04 am |

    An excellent source of fiber and…not much else.

  22. Grifter | 4:51 am |

    Hmm is it a Wide Rule sheet?

  23. Gene Vacant | 10:03 am |

    American flavor: dumbed down shcool supply’s for you’re American pubic shcool experiance!one. Your illitirite and prowd!

  24. TJ | 3:51 pm |

    They have flavors without pulp. There’s nothing there.

  25. pikapal | 1:59 am |

    I wonder if Zordon helped make this?

  26. donjuan71 | 6:36 am |

    “You don’t understand… I’ve seen it. I’ve seen it happening. The ocean is dying, the plankton is dying… It’s people! American Flavor is made out of people. They’re making our notebooks out of people. Soon, they’ll be breeding us like cattle—for notebook paper! You gotta tell ’em! Listen to me, Hatcher! You gotta tell ’em—American Flavor IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me… PLEASE!!!”

  27. Sarah | 4:44 pm |

    Hey, at least it’s not a Death Note (Desu Noto)

  28. Yabai | 11:14 am |

    I will have a nice my college life! THANKING YOU MUCH!

  29. Akana | 9:02 pm |

    The Hannibal Lector special?

  30. Pablo | 11:14 pm |

    Hmmm… Smells like teen spirit!

  31. Corydon | 10:19 pm |

    “MMMMMM! Pulpy!”

  32. Chris | 7:20 pm |

    And don’t forget to write!

  33. I | 8:49 pm |

    American Flavor — Popcorn sparks! Hopefully as it’s a joy. =)

  34. wronglish | 3:02 am |

    hmm, i wonder how it tastes like…

  35. Eva | 11:08 am |

    Have a nice your college life because college I not have!

  36. Biff the Understudy | 7:24 am |

    Marugo Alpha Five, come in please… Marugo Alpha Five, traffic oh-one-niner, 2 kilometers and closing, how copy?

  37. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |

    You don’t want to taste what MaruMaru Beta Five made.

  38. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Made from recycled Twinkies.

  39. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    105 x 150mm is the new snack size. Regular 210 x298mm meal size also available.

  40. SF | 5:10 am |

    May contain nuts.

  41. Sparky | 5:43 am |

    Pulp Fiction.

  42. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:04 am |

    Well, we have “Italian seasoning” and such here, so I guess it’s fair.

  43. Coffeebot | 6:05 am |

    Have a happy your Independent Day!

  44. jjhitt | 6:07 am |

    Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning for flavoring.

  45. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:34 am |

    NOTE: It is recommended to use the students to make notes

  46. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:20 am |

    Charlie! Japan isn’t looking for Americans with good taste! They’re looking for Americans that taste good!

  47. Lora | 8:03 am |

    Have a nice your college life, because when you graduate there will be no your jobs life. :-(

  48. Tong | 8:36 am |

    Sir, my dog ate my homework and I will have a hot dog for dinner.

  49. Marum | 10:23 am |

    Here you are 007. Memorize this message then eat it.

  50. Marum | 10:26 am |

    Pages coated with Sodium Cyanide. Ta ta.

  51. Bob T | 1:55 pm |

    All your classes are belong to us.

  52. EffEff | 6:39 pm |

    Believe it or not, I was just reading a page on Erowid where someone stoned on Benadryl (I think) tried to eat a paper airplane believing it to be chicken wings.

  53. Avery | 7:36 am |

    I just looked up this product, it was made from 1994-1995. No American Flavor for me :(

  54. Chef Excellence | 11:29 am |

    “An excellent stationary”

  55. Jerry | 10:21 am |

    It was produced by Mariugo Alpha Five? Is the planet next to Ceti Alpha Five?

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