Have a delicious Independence Day!

posted on 4 Jul 2013 in Stationery

Americans have such great taste.

Notebook found in Japan.
Originally posted in 2009. 

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  1. Algernon | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Can be used for paper planes or missiles.

  2. stonefieldt | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    Sure to be high in fiber, but using American students, tastes like old pizza and ramen.

  3. jjhitt | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    I ate my homework.
    It was good.

  4. John Tranbo | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    Warning: High in saturated fat. use only as directed by local Fast Food Outlet.

  5. Rin | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s test!

  6. DieselDragon | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    Oversized, over-rated, and over ‘ere… 😉

  7. DieselDragon | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 5  

    Government health warning:
    Excess amounts of American Flavour can lead to a sharp increase in body mass, irrational beliefs about extra-terrestrial dealings with humankind, and the inclination to illegally attack someone living down the road for the contents of his cars fuel tank… 😉

  8. DieselDragon | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 7  

    Thanks for the offer…But I’d sooner choose “English sewage works” flavour over the above c**p… 😮

  9. beechoak | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    …with a different Scratch ‘n’ Taste flavor on every sheet!

  10. Adelaide | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    Best served fat.

  11. beechoak | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    “…part of the “Notebooks of the World Series.” Japan Flavor tastes like sushi, Italian Flavor tastes like spaghetti, German Flavor tastes like bratwurst, American Flavor tastes like anything deep-fried…”

  12. Firebert | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    Mmm, high-fructose corn syrup!

  13. Classic Steve | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This note book for the use of Engrish.com. It have various errors.

  14. Xila | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    Developed by Marugo Alpha Five: Defenders of the Universe!

  15. blargin7 | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But I’m not in college. So shouldn’t it tell me to have a nice my working life?

  16. beechoak | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    “Thie note book for the use of students. If you are not a student, please check out our fine line of American Occupational Flavors.”

  17. beechoak | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    “So, like, I’m having a nice college life, right? And I buy this note book, okay,… and like, it’s flavored… no doubt… and so I started rolling it and smoking it… and like, wow! It’s like the flavor of pizza and beer in my lungs…!”

  18. Ed | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I has a flavor.

  19. BeadyEl | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    You know, Marugo Alpha *six* exploded just months after we were left here. ‘Admiral’ Kirk never bothered to check on our progress….

  20. DieselDragon | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Gordon Brown’s favourite brand of notebook… 😉

  21. TJ | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    An excellent source of fiber and…not much else.

  22. Grifter | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Hmm is it a Wide Rule sheet?

  23. Gene Vacant | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    American flavor: dumbed down shcool supply’s for you’re American pubic shcool experiance!one. Your illitirite and prowd!

  24. TJ | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    They have flavors without pulp. There’s nothing there.

  25. pikapal | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    I wonder if Zordon helped make this?

  26. donjuan71 | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    “You don’t understand… I’ve seen it. I’ve seen it happening. The ocean is dying, the plankton is dying… It’s people! American Flavor is made out of people. They’re making our notebooks out of people. Soon, they’ll be breeding us like cattle—for notebook paper! You gotta tell ’em! Listen to me, Hatcher! You gotta tell ’em—American Flavor IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me… PLEASE!!!”

  27. Sarah | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, at least it’s not a Death Note (Desu Noto)

  28. Yabai | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I will have a nice my college life! THANKING YOU MUCH!

  29. Akana | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The Hannibal Lector special?

  30. Pablo | 11:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm… Smells like teen spirit!

  31. Corydon | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “MMMMMM! Pulpy!”

  32. Chris | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t forget to write!

  33. I | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    American Flavor — Popcorn sparks! Hopefully as it’s a joy. =)

  34. wronglish | 3:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    hmm, i wonder how it tastes like…

  35. Eva | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a nice your college life because college I not have!

  36. Biff the Understudy | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    Marugo Alpha Five, come in please… Marugo Alpha Five, traffic oh-one-niner, 2 kilometers and closing, how copy?

  37. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    You don’t want to taste what MaruMaru Beta Five made.

  38. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Made from recycled Twinkies.

  39. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    105 x 150mm is the new snack size. Regular 210 x298mm meal size also available.

  40. SF | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    May contain nuts.

  41. Sparky | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Pulp Fiction.

  42. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Well, we have “Italian seasoning” and such here, so I guess it’s fair.

  43. Coffeebot | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a happy your Independent Day!

  44. jjhitt | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning for flavoring.

  45. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: It is recommended to use the students to make notes

  46. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Charlie! Japan isn’t looking for Americans with good taste! They’re looking for Americans that taste good!

  47. Lora | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a nice your college life, because when you graduate there will be no your jobs life. :-(

  48. Tong | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, my dog ate my homework and I will have a hot dog for dinner.

  49. Marum | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Here you are 007. Memorize this message then eat it.

  50. Marum | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Pages coated with Sodium Cyanide. Ta ta.

  51. Bob T | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    All your classes are belong to us.

  52. EffEff | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Believe it or not, I was just reading a page on Erowid where someone stoned on Benadryl (I think) tried to eat a paper airplane believing it to be chicken wings.

  53. Avery | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just looked up this product, it was made from 1994-1995. No American Flavor for me :(

  54. Chef Excellence | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “An excellent stationary”

  55. Jerry | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It was produced by Mariugo Alpha Five? Is the planet next to Ceti Alpha Five?

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