I’m at a loos…

posted on 2 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

A ghostly scent…

Photo courtesy of Lisa McDonald.
BOSS knock off product from China. 

42 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    I never imagined the toilet water is that scary.

  2. Salome | 4:12 am |

    We’ve clearly had a great voowel shift and I didn’t notice.

  3. algernon | 4:13 am |

    Clear liquid with a floral aftertaste

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    HUGE BOO*S

  5. DrLex | 4:17 am |

    Statler and Waldorf’s favorite eau de toilette.

  6. Ben | 4:18 am |

    Try our knockoff, because the price of the real stuff is scary.

  7. Tong | 4:21 am |

    Just the perfume I am looking for – perfect for my next football match.

  8. DrLex | 4:21 am |

    The bottle almost reads “Eau de toilet”, which it probably is anyway.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    For all Winnie the Poos out there

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    With just a hint of raspberry.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:28 am |

    Just one drop on your skin and you will be booed at all day.

  12. jjhitt | 4:32 am |

    Boos: The Official Scent of Major League Baseball.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    Well, it does contain a lot of alcohol.

  14. Rm | 4:36 am |

    Probably not as best as their AAS..

  15. J-Luke | 5:14 am |

    Like a boos.

  16. Pectolatra | 5:21 am |

    Yeah, it’s a great perfume! Feel free to take a sip.

  17. Pectolatra | 5:24 am |

    Not as pleasant as Cheers, but hey, it’s so much cheaper!

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |

    – Bon Toilett!

  19. SF | 5:42 am |

    Can’t wait for the ad with Kate Moos.

  20. Salome | 5:44 am |

    Officer Crabtree’s favourite.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:11 am |

    It contains alcohol, so it should spell ‘Booze’

  22. Sparky | 6:54 am |

    For all your boo thangs.

  23. Frank Burns | 6:59 am |

    It takes a lot to get a girl fired from the strip club, but this ought to do it.

  24. Biff the Understudy | 8:33 am |

    Mind if I wet my whistle?

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:59 am |

    Shouldn’t the bottle be shaped more like a hip flask?

  26. Lora | 9:23 am |

    Designed by Moaning Myrtle, the ghost who haunted a toilet at Hogwart’s.

  27. GwydionM | 10:32 am |

    Anything Boos can do, Booze can do better
    Kangaroo perfumes are better than this

  28. pikapal | 10:40 am |

    It’s for ghosts only.

  29. Marum | 11:08 am |

    Shop Assistant: “Deodorant?” “Ball or stick type sir?”

    Customer: ‘No. Just for under the arms.’

  30. Steve | 11:11 am |

    I got mine in a gift set that also included Black Labial and Johnny Worker.

  31. kioku | 11:48 am |

    New from the mushroom kingdom the sent that will help even the shyest boo make some new friends. (Warning: may make it easier for Mario or Luigi to find you while you are hiding).

  32. Marum | 11:57 am |

    Wear it at pool parties. It makes it easier for the girls to duck you.

  33. Marum | 12:32 pm |

    EDIT: Wear it at pool Pool parties. All the girls will want to duck you.

  34. Biff the Understudy | 1:57 pm |

    Use it as a mouthwash after you brush and floos.

  35. RT | 2:21 pm |

    “are you all saying ‘boo’ or ‘boourns’?”

  36. alexmagnus | 3:11 pm |

    Great Boos up!

  37. snail | 8:26 pm |

    BOOS
    Scent makes men chase you when your back is turned, and stop and cover their eyes when you face them.

  38. PeeBee | 4:55 am |

    Any time is the right time to hit the Boos.

  39. Brian | 2:20 pm |

    And the bottle design is a stretched out rip-off of Guerlain Vetiver in the ribbed bottle.

    http://i44.tinypic.com/bgw7ef.jpg

  40. Merrick | 9:15 pm |

    Haha! I myself actually have a bottle of Boos! It’s a glossy black bottle unlike this one. I found it at a dorral stole.

  41. Rita | 12:07 pm |

    The authentic stoof!

  42. Fallasteeni | 3:02 pm |

    BOOS in Arabic means kiss. That makes it even funnier :)

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