Matches with my tragic the outfit

I travel without

Must be plastic

I that a Tolkien character I hadn’t heard of?

It wonderfully explodes at the airport

Drastic Fantastic

Extreme baggage, the newest sport for the Pyeongchang Olympics.

When you pay, it becomes Drastic the Headache.

The story of Delilah and Samsonite.

Describes most of my ex-girlfriends.

The most expensive models come with pre-installed luggage extinguisher

Our most drastic model is large enough that it can contain the contents of your entire house.

If all they have is a small extra-tiny size, that’s what my wife and daughters would need.

Nothing beats my Courage the Cowardly Bag

Ridiculous the price tag

Benny the Dip will get these with a five-finger discount.

Drastic the Baggage = Increase the Drama. Don’t ask how I know this.

Right next to the psychologist’s office.

That gorilla’s in for it now.

Bilbo the Baggage’s cousin.

And we hates the thief Baggage! We hates it!

Move over, Puff.

Baggage claim at the airport.

This baggage calls for drastic measures…as in holding at least three kilograms of socks, underwear, sunscreen, bug repellant, a first-aid kit, and that sweater mom always tells me to bring!

You might prefer “Saucy the Baggage”

This will count as a carry-on baggage- by any means necessary.
Small overhead compartments call for drastic measurements!

The TSA’s new motto.

Opt out!

Made of genuine Engrish the Leather

This baggage destroys the luggage carousel.

This baggage destroys the luggage carousel.

Connoly Leather. Pretty damn drastic for the cattle.

Try our Mafiosi Model. Suitable for stashing a body in.

I’ve seen such things in a Rocker Room

Designed to destroy itself, before the airline gets a chance to.

Made from fine corithian reather.

Full The Closet

How JAL gets rid of unclaimed the bags. Slightly used but fully loaded!

o/~ There’s this store I know and they might be out of their mind. Well they sell baggage and it’s all the emotional kind. o/~

The official luggage of Maximum The Hormone.

We may need to take radical the action.

For those with emotional baggage.

“Drastic the Baggage.” I am totally naming my next band this.

Plastic The Leather