Simulated fun!

posted on 3 Jul 2013 in Toys

Recommended for several ages.

Photo courtesy of “Mikeyboy”.
Toy from China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Simulation no batteries necessary

  2. DrLex | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent green is public.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, it would be great to have both…!

  4. DrLex | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the most tenacious toy you’ve ever seen. It will still haunt your dreams after burning and burying it in the deepest mine shaft.

  5. JohnZ | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s almost like being in matrix, but you need no batteries.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nevermind simulating a group style. Now who will first enter?

  7. jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m both tenacious myself.

  8. DrLex | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Only contains up to multiple small parts that could cause choking when consumed by the public.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, I hate tenacity!

  10. jjhitt | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    “First Enter! New!”
    “I bet you say that to all the guys.”

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The mistakes in English here are also appreciable.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Those multi- players! You never know what they’re up to.

  13. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Needs no batteries! It just lies there and doesn’t do a damn thing!

  14. Frank Burns | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Mommy! Can we play white people?

  15. Frank Burns | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Find the Pick of Destiny to become golden haired rock god.

  16. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    To dream the impossible dream
    To fight the unbeatable foe
    To bear with unbearable sorrow
    To run where the brave dare not go
    To right the unrightable wrong
    To love pure and chaste from afar
    To try when your arms are too weary
    To reach the unreachable star

  17. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To hear the lamentations of the women.

  18. Marum | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    ♫What’s this funny little thing called? Love♫

    Who says, punctuation doesn’t mater?

  19. Marum | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tenacious, is what you get when you play poker with dishonest people.

  20. Marum | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I would imagine, simulating a true style, is probably better than having no style at all.

  21. Marum | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord♫

    Needs no batteries.

  22. Marum | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: Matter, stuff it, Matter.

  23. Sparky | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Why does the kid on the slide have a jock strap on? Just wonderin.

  24. Peter | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww come on, give me some TRUE handsome appearance !

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The consuming public = Bunch of drunks, perverts and cereal killers

  26. Peter | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Made from highest quality recycled electronic waste!
    Painted with vibrant colored lead paint!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this toy, by any chance, simulating batteries?!

  28. Marum | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am a cereal killer.

    WATCH OUT!! All you cornflakes.

  29. Marum | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION

    May contain traces of U237.

  30. Marum | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you know how we made all these day-glo colours.

    See previous posting for recipe.

  31. Marum | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Give evolution a helping hand. Put atomic waste in all playground equipment.

  32. Marum | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “To have both the quality of tenacity” ??? Am I missing one quality here?

  33. Coffeebot | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Contains up to several pieces.

  34. Marum | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Sparky. He is very well endowed, It is to stop him screaming O’magoolies – O’magoolies – O’magoolies – O’magoolies !! As he goes down the slide.

  35. Classic Steve | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “More information on this product can be found somewhere.”

  36. pasdrole | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Product may not be suitable for children under the age of consent.

  37. Biff the Understudy | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It may need no batteries, but it deserves several assaults.

  38. Marum | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mommy. I’ve had three thousand tries at tenacity. I don’t seem to have achieved tenacity, but I now understand obsessive.

  39. Marum | 3:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wish I knew what tenacity means, but I don’t have the tenacity to find a dictionary.

  40. NoizeBomb | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All is supposed to be simulated and superior fun in the Freakazoid Simulated Playground.

  41. Droll not Troll | 1:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Sparky: That must be providing the tenacity. Either that, or he’s some kind of superhero.

  42. EffEff | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Plays music by Tenacious D.

  43. Hello! 2 | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Because real fun is so 1960s.

  44. Hello! 2 | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait, how much is the number NO?

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