Thank you for calming

posted on 6 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Please start quieting.

Photo courtesy of Steve Bullen.
Found at Shanghai World Expo. 

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    And certainly no hullabaloo

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Silent politing please

  3. GwydionM | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Noising will be met with a severing from the polices

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Because noising annoysing.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    STFUing.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With exception of confusing

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – You, distinguishing!

  8. Tong | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I am politing, he is the one is noising.

  9. Pectolatra | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I’m intrigued. Will they understand if I say swear words in English?

  10. Chris | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhh, shaddap.

  11. MICKEYGREENEYES | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    We especially asking you no noising from small opening in rear. It is not politing and please us to obeying. Thank yous.

  12. Marum | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pectolatra. NEIN!

  13. Marum | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Any noise annoys an oyster,
    And a noisy noise makes an oyster noisome.

  14. Marum | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Shaddupa your face!

  15. Big Fat Cat | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    and no farting too!

  16. Marum | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The approval of one hand crapping is.

  17. Marum | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prease do not break wind in the echo-chamber.

  18. Marum | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    It is both impolite and extremely noisy.

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Noising off, please!

  20. Sparky | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Up your noise with a rubber hoise!

  21. jjhitt | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not rude here.

  22. jjhitt | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My goodness, this is certainly enough. I’m afraid I’ve reached my limits of due tolerance with these dear serpentines aboard this fabulous aircraft.

  23. Jøshua | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, would you be kind as to SHUT THE F*CK UP?

  24. RT | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDaX0eMeIk

  25. alexmagnus | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Politelanguaging and no noise.

  26. Lollerskate | 12:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Too bad your coordination wasn’t enough to cope up with me’ – The sign writer, in his mind, probably.

  27. EffEff | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No noising from the Van Nuys Airport.

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