Theft damage occvrs

posted on 31 Jul 2013 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Tom Underhill.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

40 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:07 am |

    Order not word important.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    They forgot to add instr
    and a diagram with.
    vctions how to read,

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Bvlgari by Approved

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |

    Even if the arrest of the Police bility at all. Please leave asap!

  5. algernon | 4:17 am |

    Don’t charge responisi occvers theft warning

  6. DrLex | 4:21 am |

    My theft was damaged hence I was unable to steal a phone. I will file a complaint with Bility.

  7. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    Please do not leave here. Stay and help us fix this train wreck of a translation.

  8. JohnZ | 4:27 am |

    I’d bet it’s a viral campaign to make people aware of dyslexia.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    INSTRVCTIONS:

    1. fully jump to the line below.
    2. It is recommended to always mark every line with number,
    3. In order to read the sign correctly, care
    4. as in this text.

    CAVTION must be randomly made at anywhere

  10. Tong | 4:35 am |

    I am so happy that my English improved. I understood the main point of this message. It says, even I steal the phone, they will not charge me.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |

    Perhaps it would make more sense if read vertically

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    Thanks for the warning. My with is now full charged and the responsi will not need to assume.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |

    “Relax, ” said the bility,
    “This sign is programmed to deceive.
    You can charge up any time you like,
    But you can never leave! “

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |

    To assume = To make an ass of u and me

  15. jjhitt | 4:58 am |

    It rubs the lotion on
    the hose again. It does
    this whenever its skin or else
    it is told.

  16. DrLex | 5:04 am |

    It doesn’t assume the existence of grammar and spelling rvles.

  17. jjhitt | 5:05 am |

    We steal from you: no charge.
    Responsibility? No problem.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    Wait a minute! I recognise this text! You can hear it in this classic song at around 4:10.

  19. timmy | 5:29 am |

    Please don’t leave here, oculus rift vr heads!

  20. Sparky | 5:31 am |

    The only responsi I have is thank you for the warning on the sign. Now I know the translator had no bility for what occvred on this sign.

  21. Frank Burns | 5:41 am |

    *victim tax not included

  22. Coffeebot | 6:09 am |

    Leave here occvrs

  23. BFS | 6:28 am |

    One of Yoda’s early attempts to communicate.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |

    To charge the damage the phone, it must be charged with theft, free of charge!

  25. Lollerskate | 7:56 am |

    No charge for the damage of theft!
    wever, things will still
    main stolen, like half this mes.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 9:25 am |

    @DnT: Perhaps 4:20 would work better.

  27. Biff the Understudy | 9:27 am |

    Do not end your warning a preposition with.

  28. Donnie D. | 9:54 am |

    It makes 5% more sense if you read it like that: line 1,3,2,4. well maybe not 5%

  29. Classic Steve | 12:04 pm |

    I think the damage was to the Wernicke’s area of your brain.

  30. Marum | 1:53 pm |

    Occvrs! That explains it. It’s written in Latin, being a causative language, word order is not important.

    Iacta alia est.

  31. Marum | 1:57 pm |

    Therefore: responsii = multiple responses.

  32. Marum | 3:03 pm |

    @Classic Steve; Heh heh. Word Salad.

  33. Marum | 3:14 pm |

    Corerection: Iacta alea est.

  34. Marum | 3:15 pm |

    I give up.

  35. Marum | 3:17 pm |

    @BtU. That is an example of stilted English, up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill – replying to a directive that no sentence should end with a proposition)

  36. Marum | 3:18 pm |

    Personally. I prefer to end my sentences with a proposition.

  37. Paolo | 3:36 pm |

    SATOR
    AREPO
    TENET
    OPERA
    ROTAS

  38. NoizeBomb | 4:03 pm |

    This sign is written
    who can read at
    by people
    a 4th grade level.

  39. Bob T | 7:29 pm |

    I charged my phone with salt in battery.

  40. Chuck | 8:12 am |

    Teacher: “What comes after a sentence?”
    Student: “An appeal!”

    Rodney Dangerfield.

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