Theft damage occvrs

posted on 31 Jul 2013 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Tom Underhill.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

40 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Order not word important.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    They forgot to add instr
    and a diagram with.
    vctions how to read,

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Bvlgari by Approved

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Even if the arrest of the Police bility at all. Please leave asap!

  5. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t charge responisi occvers theft warning

  6. DrLex | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    My theft was damaged hence I was unable to steal a phone. I will file a complaint with Bility.

  7. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not leave here. Stay and help us fix this train wreck of a translation.

  8. JohnZ | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d bet it’s a viral campaign to make people aware of dyslexia.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    INSTRVCTIONS:

    1. fully jump to the line below.
    2. It is recommended to always mark every line with number,
    3. In order to read the sign correctly, care
    4. as in this text.

    CAVTION must be randomly made at anywhere

  10. Tong | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I am so happy that my English improved. I understood the main point of this message. It says, even I steal the phone, they will not charge me.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps it would make more sense if read vertically

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks for the warning. My with is now full charged and the responsi will not need to assume.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    “Relax, ” said the bility,
    “This sign is programmed to deceive.
    You can charge up any time you like,
    But you can never leave! “

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    To assume = To make an ass of u and me

  15. jjhitt | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    It rubs the lotion on
    the hose again. It does
    this whenever its skin or else
    it is told.

  16. DrLex | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It doesn’t assume the existence of grammar and spelling rvles.

  17. jjhitt | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    We steal from you: no charge.
    Responsibility? No problem.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait a minute! I recognise this text! You can hear it in this classic song at around 4:10.

  19. timmy | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t leave here, oculus rift vr heads!

  20. Sparky | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The only responsi I have is thank you for the warning on the sign. Now I know the translator had no bility for what occvred on this sign.

  21. Frank Burns | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    *victim tax not included

  22. Coffeebot | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Leave here occvrs

  23. BFS | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    One of Yoda’s early attempts to communicate.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To charge the damage the phone, it must be charged with theft, free of charge!

  25. Lollerskate | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No charge for the damage of theft!
    wever, things will still
    main stolen, like half this mes.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT: Perhaps 4:20 would work better.

  27. Biff the Understudy | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not end your warning a preposition with.

  28. Donnie D. | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It makes 5% more sense if you read it like that: line 1,3,2,4. well maybe not 5%

  29. Classic Steve | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the damage was to the Wernicke’s area of your brain.

  30. Marum | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Occvrs! That explains it. It’s written in Latin, being a causative language, word order is not important.

    Iacta alia est.

  31. Marum | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Therefore: responsii = multiple responses.

  32. Marum | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve; Heh heh. Word Salad.

  33. Marum | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Corerection: Iacta alea est.

  34. Marum | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I give up.

  35. Marum | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @BtU. That is an example of stilted English, up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill – replying to a directive that no sentence should end with a proposition)

  36. Marum | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Personally. I prefer to end my sentences with a proposition.

  37. Paolo | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    SATOR
    AREPO
    TENET
    OPERA
    ROTAS

  38. NoizeBomb | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign is written
    who can read at
    by people
    a 4th grade level.

  39. Bob T | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I charged my phone with salt in battery.

  40. Chuck | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Teacher: “What comes after a sentence?”
    Student: “An appeal!”

    Rodney Dangerfield.

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