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posted on 23 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

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  1. Fredly | 6:47 pm |

    Chicken, Beef, silk noodles…Kooky! But Black Mushrooms Rape? No spank you!

  2. Skeered | 6:42 am |

    It puts the lotion on the beef

  3. james | 10:05 pm |

    Stay away from the black mushrooms.

  4. SM0k3 | 10:26 pm |

    where’s the “It puts the lotion on the skin.”

  5. exsy | 5:36 am |

    Hahahahaha… The temple explodes the chicken cube 🙂

  6. donny | 5:22 am |

    Yes, I’ll have the temple chicken cube – with extra explosions, and the lady would like the black mushrooms – heavy on the rape. Oh, and some extra napkins, please.

  7. HankW | 10:12 pm |

    Don’t blame the black mushrooms; they were forced into it.

  8. JulieM | 3:57 am |

    And the beef jumps over the moon!

  9. Rita | 11:16 am |

    Welcome and run for your life, before your chicken explodes and your black mushroom rapes!

  10. passer-by | 2:38 am |

    @d17nk:

    It should be 宮「保」雞丁, not 「寶」(although it’s also acceptable); and it originated from 四川, not 廣州. For more detailed information, pls go visit Wiki.

  11. Austin | 7:47 pm |

    Beware the black mushrooms!

  12. TC | 9:27 pm |

    People have been accusing black mushrooms of rape for centuries. It’s racism at its worst.

  13. Ponyboy | 5:44 pm |

    The temple explodes the chicken cube 宮保雞丁 = Kung Pao Chicken…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Pao_chicken

  14. Enclave | 2:28 am |

    Black Mushroom Rape sounds like a good name for a song!

  15. Casey Goranson | 4:09 pm |

    Coming soon to a dinner plate near you…

  16. Soso | 9:37 am |

    My favorite bedtime story

  17. ERIC | 3:53 am |

    Hey at least they got “black” and “rape” right, together in the same sentence.

  18. David O | 1:23 pm |

    The black mushrooms constitute a manifest contradiction on this menu. If you order the black mushroom rape, you want it. And logically you can’t rape the willing. So the menu item should be changed to “black mushroom rough sex” for greater accuracy.

  19. katsia | 2:16 am |

    Show must go on, yeah?

  20. Click me | 4:08 pm |

    When the chicken slice slips away, it is exploded by the temple and becomes chicken silk

  21. Petey | 2:21 pm |

    Slip away the chicken slice and unleash the dogs of war.

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