Adult insertion only

posted on 24 Aug 2013 in Stationery

Also can be used as a pen…

Photo courtesy of Simon Burgess. 

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  1. iLock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you really need a pen to tell you that that’s wrong?

  2. iLock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This websites’ Smallest Engrish Award’ winner.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm… Write or wrong?

  4. iLock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It says “Keep out of children”
    But then goes on to say “Convenient o mark”
    This pen can’t make up its mind.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    NOTE: But if you accidentally find this pen already in the children, DON’T try to take it out!

  6. JohnZ | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously, this is adult’s size. They sure have smallest pens more suit for children.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s how they inscribed that 13th century bowel

  8. algernon | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Suppository speaking

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    – Mommy, this pen feels funny!

  10. Sparky | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Pen used by the Pediatrician Dr. Bendova before his arrest.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    No child should have a felt tip. Not unless they feel it themselves, anyway.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    You must be over 18 to ride this pen.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – B…But Officer, I swear I just tried to teach my kids how to write!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t put pens in children. They’ll be marked for life.

  15. Salome | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is clearly the suppository of all wisdom.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    I remember seeing this same instruction on the label that came with a Korean kitchen knife.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Don’t try this at school

  18. Salome | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Subliminal training: professional standards messages on everyday stationery items.

  19. jjhitt | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Mark and I approved this message.

  20. jjhitt | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ink pollution: the silent killer.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it vibrate?

  22. Peter | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ingredients . . . seriously??
    I thought it was just a pen.

  23. Marum | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Aww! I found children a convenient place to keep my pens.

  24. Chuck | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “May not be washed if stained clothes incautiously.”

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep your children close and your pens closer

  26. RT | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    i’m al gore and I approve this pen. what a wonderful way to prevent pollution while you surf on the internet I created! booyah! [/al gore]

    (now read that again in al gore’s voice)

  27. Sparky | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll teach that little ass how to write!

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