Do you have anything in busty?

Got milk?

Is there any free pussy kitty?

Take two and call me in the morning.

I’m a breast of that

From the bosum of my heart

No thanks, i don’t prefer the strap ons..

Hello Titty!

Take free, get three

It’s a marketing trap. Free titty but not what the titties attached to.

Take one, get one for free.

Titty is the bait…watch out for the trap!

If they keep giving things away they’ll go bust.

Gosh! And I’ve been paying all these years.

Finally. I’ve been waiting for the spring collection to get here.

Can’t for the two for one special!

There are 2011 springs in it? No wonder it’s so bouncy!

Our complete Spring 2011 ”Get Busted” offer:

Take One: Amateurs only
Take Two: Hey ho
Take Free: Charge three
Take Four: No more…
Take Five: Tough titty? Relax!

The itty bitties are free. The double d’s are gonna cost ya.

Thanks for the mammaries.

Men desperately needed!

Does the store have a bar?

I think this store is run by committee. (Albeit a very small one.)

Free titty! Burn your bra!

I thought that store only existed in my dreams!

Girls! If you decide to burn your bra, make sure your titties still aren’t in it.

@Frank B. Any more than you can fit between your lips is wasted.

For the Tokpisin speakers.

In PNG susu = breast or milk
In Bugainville it means breast only.

This young Bougainville lad is on his first flight ever to Port Moresby, with Air Niugini.

When the hostie comes arouind she addresses him: “Yangpela. You laikim wanpela kapti?.
The young bloke replies: ‘Ya mi laikim kapti, na tuapela suga.

As the hostie goes to walk away she turns her head around and calls over her shoulder: Yangpela. Yu laikim susu wantaim long dispela kapti?

The young Bougainville bloke covers his face, and turns bright red.

In Queensland, I prefer the winter collection. It is a tad too hot in summer.

@A Non Y Mouse.

Did you say ‘committittee’ or something?

@Frank Burns & Marum: This is Japan… a double D is not much more than a mouthful.

(Tasol.)

No thanks . . . I’ll have to pass this one.

First one’s free at the titty bar.

Do I get free jugs?

‘Please, sir,’ replied Oliver, ‘I want some more.’
Kudos to Master Twist.

Gentlemen and (perhaps some) ladies: The ‘sex sells’ and ‘advertising hypnosis’, in complete synergy!

Not being able to speak Japanese, the G.I opened his tunic, showing his tatto of the Stars and Stripes and said, “American!”

The Japanese girl, speaking no English, opened her kimono and said, “Nipponese!”

@Lollerskate.

Definition of a gentleman = A man who supports his weight on his elbows. 😛

i love it when department stores nipple and dime us

@Chuck. And the Chinese lady raises her Cheongsam and says: “Chu Manchu.”

Free? Mind if I grab a pair?

Can I take two?

The Spring collection has sprung.