Half rotten, too

posted on 14 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Maya Yampolsky.
Found in Toronto Chinatown. 

29 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Just an old boiler

  2. jjhitt | 4:04 am |

    Schrodinger’s Poultry.

  3. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    Warning: chicken may suffer from midlife crisis.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Half old, half chicken.

  5. iLock | 4:12 am |

    Said the chicken:
    I’m not middle aged I’m half old!
    But I guess I’m no spring chicken either.

  6. DrLex | 4:13 am |

    Looks half baked to me.

  7. JohnZ | 4:27 am |

    He kept telling us he wasn’t that old, but his idol was Foghorn Leghorn.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    50% chicken, 50% undetermined.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    Who wants a cock that’s so old it can only get a semi? 😛

  10. coffeebot | 5:38 am |

    for making half-assed chicken chow mein

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:53 am |

    Heavyly discounted chicken from a sidewalk sale outside a whorehouse in Toronto

  12. Frank Burns | 5:57 am |

    Can I get the young half?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 am |

    NOTE: Buy half-old chicken, get two-old chicken for free!

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:38 am |

    I’ve got half a mind to buy one.

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:41 am |

    Somebody found away to hatch those 1000-year-old eggs.

  16. Dervrak | 7:10 am |

    Wow! they’re getting serious about those “truth in labeling” laws….

  17. Sparky | 7:22 am |

    The half old chicken wasn’t fast any more, it was just half fast.

  18. Biff the Understudy | 8:34 am |

    So is this chicken underage or not? (5.99 will get you twenty.)

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:40 am |

    Best before: Half young

  20. iLock | 8:53 am |

    @Dervrak:
    But what they’re missing out on is one of these words:
    Day, week, month.
    It makes a lot of difference….they’re not as honest as you might think!
    Those sneaky, cheeky chicken vendors….

  21. Jay | 10:08 am |

    So the chicken is rude, but not unreasonable.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:30 am |

    – How old is the chicken?
    – Younger than half old!

  23. Marum | 12:40 pm |

    Sounds like half a load of hot cock to me.

  24. Marum | 1:15 pm |

    Is your chicken half empty or half full?

  25. Marum | 1:16 pm |

    Q. Why did the part chicken cross the road.

    A. Because it wanted to get to its halfie on the other side.

  26. Marum | 4:06 pm |

    The chicken is “half old?

    Yes. It expired at 0800 this morning.

  27. Timmy | 3:57 am |

    “I knew Colonel Sanders when he was just a private”!

  28. Peter | 9:56 am |

    The other half is young

  29. Þ | 1:20 pm |

    At least it’s not half young….

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