I have no qual problem of us

posted on 20 Aug 2013 in Clothing

I’ll see you in about ten date.

Photo courtesy of Brittany Ridge.
Tag found on pair of pants in Singapore. 

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  1. mr waldo | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    I looked in the Book of Swill. It does indeed say ‘Cook iron if necessary’.

  2. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    The Book of Swill contains a great deal of wisdom. You have been reading an excerpt from chapter 12, verse 7. And remember, cook your iron if necessary.

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not breach any command from the Book of Swill or you will be punished by Swill.

  4. DrLex | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know Mussolini was for sale.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The fashion surfa won’t find any waves to ride inland.

  6. DrLex | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No candy.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    If iron is cooked for swill, does that make it pig iron?

  8. Jonnytbone | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh I wonder wonder who, be-doooo who
    Who wrote the book of swill.

  9. jjhitt | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    HELD PRSNR MOST ESAPE SEND POLLYS THANK YOU

  10. jjhitt | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ As I walk through this world
    Nothing can stop the Duce of Swill ♫

  11. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After I’ve had ten dates with the associate, ya think I might get lucky?

  12. algernon | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh swill how would you like your iron cooked

  13. jjhitt | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Dot not wring. She doesn’t like bow ties either.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Problem of us to use course”? I think they heard about filth putting.

  15. John Doe | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Thank you for buy my company’s duce.” Thank you, thank you. After all that fiber, we dropped one just for you!

  16. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not bleach and absolutely no Pink Floyd “Dark Side Of The Moon.”

  17. iLock | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Duce, where’s my surfaboard?

  18. Sparky | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s get in my little duce coupe and go surfa now.

  19. Sparky | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The Book of Swill by the Three Little Pigs.

  20. iLock | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t swill and cook irons.

  21. iLock | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The Book of Swill
    Instruction:

    Drink lots and write illegible clothing tags.

  22. Peter | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey DUCE, plea note that I’ve always thought that “SINGLISH” was a qual brand their ACCENT well deserves, until now . . .

  23. Chuck | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Where there’s a swill there’s a sway.

    At least a slur and a stagger.

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If it takes you ten dates to get your card punched you may well have a quality problem.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Book of Swill: that’s the one that spells out the exact logic behind the prohibition on eating pork.

  26. pasdrole | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Shoot, I could’ve sworn I ordered the Book of Swag, not this Book of Swill! Forget it, I’ll just put this duce right in my square-type bucket!

  27. Dude | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What? Surely, this company doesn’t believe that Benito Mussolini has been reincarnated as one of their products!

  28. Marum | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I AM THE DUCE OF AWILL!

    You may kiss the hem of my purple Toga.

  29. Marum | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    SWLLL. (coises)

  30. Mark | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Book of Swill – The new bestseller by Porkie Swine. Buy now at Amazon!

  31. Marum | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Word spaces cost A$100.00 each in Singapore.

  32. Jane Dough | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder, wonder, who… who wrote The Book of Swill

  33. iLock | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ITADOPT: Helping busy IT workers find their little bundle of joy.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought ”The Book of the Dead” was the scariest

  35. timmy | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh I wonder wonder whoop dee doo doo doop,
    who wrote the book of swill…

  36. timmy | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am the duce of Earl, and I wrote the book of swill.

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    DE A
    R
    MPANIES

    ITADOPT CIATE INTENDATE
    COGITO ERGO SUM

    ɹǝɯnʇsoɔ

  38. tadchem | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Swill was the 13th Apostle. They wouldn’t let him into the house for the Last Supper, but they let him write a Gospel anyway.

  39. Jay | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I cooked my iron. I felt it necessary.

  40. Susan | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m waiting for the Book of Swill to be made into a movie.

  41. zerima | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He wrote the qual tag after friendly putting hand in pot of transparent water to retrieve cooking iron still plugged in. Forgot to read inland surfa warning in Book of Swill!! –it say..-du ce ver plug from wall of to use course!!

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