I smell a law suit

posted on 29 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

With advanced bedside manners…

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Sheram.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

37 captions

  1. Ben | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 18  

    Provided by Obamacare, since they couldn’t come right out and say F— you.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Imported from Bangcock

  3. PeeBee | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    It hurts less if you yank it quickly.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Do Yu?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Those Yugoslavian bang rappers…

  6. DrLex | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    You will need those flexible bandages afterwards.

  7. jjhitt | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    The Doctor is In.

  8. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    With Nurse Suk Yu Tu assisting.

  9. timmy | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Eveybody bang chung tonite.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ….. by Johnson and…. Vajayjay.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Flexible and extra sticky.

  12. DrLex | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with a free jar of Vaseline.

  13. Sparky | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Doctor Bang Yu has brother Fix Yu to take of any “little surprise” that happens to Yu.

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear he’s partnering with Dr. Feelgood.

  15. J-Luke | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Dear, the doctor is here to treat your womb… I mean wound.

  16. algernon | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Something about sausage hiding

  17. Marum | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer to use a Bang Aid thank you.

  18. davonblr | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this for before or after?

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @davonblr: During! :P

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They come in various sizes and colours. ;)

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stick to it!

  22. Biff the Understudy | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Cheap Chinese knock-off of Doctor Who.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    (Dalek voice:) Fornicate! Fornicaaaate!!

  24. Coffeebot | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Physician, fuk thyself

  25. Coffeebot | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard the nurse used to be in the Chinese National Acrobatic Company.

  26. Frank Burns | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Found in the weiner wrap section of the store.

  27. GwydionM | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yu who?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Doctor You or Doctor Yu?
    - Doctor Who!

  29. kioku | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the bandages beat up the users so they keep needed to buy more. It’s a marketing scheme.

  30. RT | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    -doc, this isn’t a hospital gown you gave me to dress into. it’s a maid uniform for cosplay.
    -don’t mind the details, it’s all part of our new hospital procedure

  31. Lora | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    To wear after ordering Kung Fu steak?

  32. Fredly Friendson | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Fook mi? Fook yu!

  33. Jøshua | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m going to prescribe you regular hot beef injections.

  34. iLock | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s some Fab-lick they’re made out of.

  35. Lollerskate | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Must be the ones hentai girls use!

  36. Lollerskate | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Made in Phucket

  37. Casey | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bang Yu recommended by Dr. Fuk Mi

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