In case of bank fire…

posted on 5 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mark Johnston.
Found at TGIF restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

29 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    It’s not appropriate..

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |

    No stealing either

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    In case of fire.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    Butt carefully extinguish

  5. Sparky | 4:29 am |

    But you make it way too easy.

  6. jjhitt | 4:43 am |

    It’s a nice little fire apparatus you have here. It would be a real shame if any thing would happen to it, ya know?

  7. jjhitt | 4:44 am |

    In my country we use hand grenades.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    It leaves the extinguisher on the floor or else it gets the hose again.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    In case of theft, break fingers.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |

    WARNING: In case of fire, God forbid the caption

  11. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:09 am |

    Hmmm. Looks like one third of the fire apparatus has already been embezzled.

  12. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:10 am |

    I fear Madoff would gleefully ignore this sign.

  13. Ben | 5:12 am |

    If you get caught, it will extinguish your whole career.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:44 am |

    I’ll try to distinguish it

  15. Tong | 6:29 am |

    Warning:
    When you are leaving, our inspectors will check by saying, “Liar, liar, pants on fire!”

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:41 am |

    Anyone caught embezzling fire apparatus will be immediately put out.

  17. Chris | 7:20 am |

    For when your money is burning a hole in your pocket.

  18. pasdrole | 7:40 am |

    Forbid to sell on Ebay, no reserve.

  19. Marum | 10:02 am |

    They are not full of dry powder like you may think.

  20. Nonsuch Ned | 10:09 am |

    but if I siphon off the expellant little by little , you’ll never notice!
    And then I just be rolling in the Monoammonium phosphate, Sodium bicarbonate, and even some Alcohol-resistant aqueous film forming foams!

  21. Marum | 10:25 am |

    If you try to lift one, you will find it incredibly heavy.
    Assumptions: 1. It is full of lead.
    2. It is full of depleted Plutonium (atomic waste 1.7 times heavier than lead)
    3. It is full of gold dust.

  22. Marum | 10:27 am |

    None of the above, are much use in putting out fires.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 11:11 am |

    TGIF stands for “throw grenade in fire.”

  24. Marum | 11:54 am |

    You will need one of these for your backside, after eating our Chilli Chicken

  25. Marum | 12:02 pm |

    Oh. I thought TGIF = Tofu Generates Incessant Farts.

  26. NoizeBomb | 4:12 pm |

    And don’t extort the firefighting building!

  27. Big Fat Cat | 6:29 pm |

    Thank God It’s Fire!

  28. Mark | 8:00 pm |

    Two more fire extinguishers and I’ll be rich!

  29. Andrew | 6:28 pm |

    Fire grenade relateed corruption is a serious issue in the china.

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