Just what I need – vegan shoes…

posted on 23 Aug 2013 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of James Drakos.
Shoe purchased in China. 

39 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Ah, I see the mistake. It should say “NEVER EXPOSE TO INTENSE MEAT OR HOT VEGETABLES”.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    But my steak tastes weird without spending a few hours inside my shoe

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    WARNING: Don’t Meat Drive

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Remove, insert, remove, insert….. If you don’t see where this is heading, you can probably find further instructions on 4chan.

  5. algernon | 4:15 am |

    What not to wear when driving

  6. Mick | 4:15 am |

    But what if i work in a meat freezer?

  7. DrLex | 4:20 am |

    ♫ I’m too sexy for this shoe, too sexy for this shoe, the way my meat is intense… ♫♪

  8. DrLex | 4:22 am |

    “Do not dry clean outside with cool water.” Sure, I’ll dry clean it inside with hot water and everything will be OK.

  9. JohnZ | 4:27 am |

    Winners’ shoes don’t eat meat, so says the vietnamese industry.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    inb4 “I got your intense meat right here!” 😛

  11. Ben | 4:31 am |

    The only meat I keep in my shoe is sole, which is a very mild fish, not intense at all.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    You can only dry clean with cool water if you’ve already mastered soot juggling and cat herding.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |

    Every day I must be satisfied with sitting in the middle of a summer in my old rusty unwashed sizzling hot truck cabin which tastes like chicken, eating worm green raw hamburgers with french flies while peeling off my three weeks old socks out of my onion shoes

  14. DrLex | 4:41 am |

    I was wearing these shoes when a red Ferrari drove by. They exploded.

  15. jjhitt | 4:46 am |

    remove insert
    remove insert
    remove insert
    remove insert

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |

    Nike’s new slogan: DON’T DO IT.

  17. PeeBee | 4:57 am |

    Good thing this tag was not on a pair of briefs.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |

    @jjhitt; Oh, come now! 😛

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |

    My shoes need some flesh air

  20. timmy | 5:13 am |

    I saw these exact same instructions on my wife’s dildo.

  21. Sparky | 5:13 am |

    We’ll meat up later in my Lamborghini. I’ll leave the shoes at home.

  22. jjhitt | 5:49 am |

    @Droll not Troll: great minds

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:07 am |

    “OW! Timmy! You left your Hot Wheels in the middle of the hall agai… MY SHOES!!!”

  24. Frank Burns | 8:41 am |

    So Buffalo wings and a Porsche are out of the question?

  25. Mark | 8:53 am |

    ‘No Chicken Vindaloo’s please!’

  26. GwydionM | 10:05 am |

    Do not Dry-Clean with Cool Water

  27. Nonsuch Ned | 10:57 am |

    I guess I’ll have to use my Cowboy Boots to kick around the Chorizo.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:05 am |

    Can I expose to hot privates?

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:14 am |

    Meat in Vietnam …

  30. Thunderbolt294 | 12:36 pm |

    So if I use heavy detergent and hand wash with hot water indoors everything’s ok?

  31. Marum | 1:12 pm |

    No hot vehicles. WTF do I put on my feet when I drive my restored Torana?

  32. Marum | 1:19 pm |

    When PM Gough Whitlam stuffed the Aust. Clothing Industry in the 80s. I bought a shirt from one of the early batches of Asian shirts to arrive in Aust. The tag inside said: “Please to wash quickly” I stuck the tag on my shaving mirror, and looked at it every day.

    After about six months the penny dropped. Please to wash quickly = Colour fast/wash fast.

  33. Marum | 2:29 pm |

    BTW. I can’t both insert and remove at the same time. But I can do it sequentially. If we are talking about sex, that is.

  34. Lora | 8:17 pm |

    Do not use cool water to dry clean your shoes. Use dry water instead.

  35. Mike | 9:53 am |

    I prefer the gruten free variety.

  36. Peter | 1:16 pm |

    What about intense meat and hot testicles?

  37. QueensEngrish | 4:55 pm |

    Nonviolent pumped up kicks

  38. Enclave | 7:19 am |

    Waiter! My meat is too intense for my shirt… and please ask the hot vechile outside to leave!

  39. Myself | 4:53 pm |

    OK, I’ll try to keep this shirt away from beef jerky and Lamborghinis.

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