Kinkiest duck dish ever

posted on 10 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Nik Kitson.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    ¡¿ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ oʇ sıɥʇ pıp oɥʍ

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    I do it my way

  3. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Bit like a sandwich

  4. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Peiking style

  5. alexmagnus | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    A three-way duck. From a city with a three-way spelling (Beijing, Peking and now Peiking). Is the restaurant on a three-way road? Forward, backward and Schrödinger?

  6. Tong | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    F…k a duck!!! I can’t believe this! What’s with ducks today?!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Duck
    2. Stop
    3. Pull

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful you don’t get stuck with the bill.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫
    One man and his duck
    Went to blow a widow ♪ ♫

  10. Mick | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Room for more?

  11. WorrierPrincess | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Turducken!

  12. WorrierPrincess | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, THAT didn’t work. If anyone hasn’t seen the turducken cartoon, Google it.

  13. GwydionM | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Police are anxious to interview a duck, a pig and a salmon

  14. Tong | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that my rubber duck?

  15. Sparky | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Duck Duck Goose!

  16. DrLex | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a duck that uses three separate bills for quacking: one for bass, one for midtones, and one for trebles.

  17. jjhitt | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be — THIS TALL — to ride this duck.

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is pretty mild compared to how ducks actually mate. Must be a family restaurant.

  19. Lora | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A duck, a goose, and a trumpeter swan all walk into a restaurant, and then the duck says to the…

    Wait, this isn’t Adult Engrish. Sorry! ^_^

  20. Marum | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not Peking.

  21. Marum | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Three way? Nah! I’m more adventurous than that. I’ll have a Round The World.

  22. Marum | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora. A Duck a Goose and a Trumpeter Swan walk into a bar.

    Thje barman looks up and says: “Is this some kind of joke?”

  23. Marum | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “We’ll have separate bills thank you.”

    BOOM, BOOM!

  24. Marum | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A little boy is sitting on the edge of the swimming pool , a young girl pushes him in. This happens several times in a row.

    In exasperation he yells: “Do that again and I will duck you!”

    She replies. “Don’t be silly. You can’t even pronounce it!”

  25. timmy | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Howrard the duck and friends.

  26. Chuck | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does that say STOP or STOA ?
    Mandarin, Engrish and Greek !

  27. asaka | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s called 3 way peking duck they use one duck to serve 3 kinds of dishes. 1st dish: wrapped duck skin with spring onion and peanut sauce
    2nd: minced duck meat served with lettuce and peanut sauce
    3rd: duck soup with some veggies etc…

  28. Keyn | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Howard the Duck and friends…with benefits

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