Model Window

posted on 27 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Please enjoy glorious greetings!

Photo courtesy of Paddy Browning.
Found in Nanchong, China. 

37 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I am WIndows 8.1 and I am here to help you.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It couldn’t shake hands, so I opened it

  3. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Where can I find the Too Old To Care Any More window?

  4. DrLex | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you, but I was actually looking for excellent service model door.

  5. jjhitt | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a trick of the homicidal man toilet.
    Leave the building!

  6. DrLex | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if model window produces model breaking glass sound when it meets model brick.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfortunately after clean Window installation, Internet Exploder caused it to crash, so I had to use Backdoor to Netscape!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I would prefer Model Adriana to greet me

  9. JohnZ | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then Clippo appeared ane everybody ran away.

  10. JohnZ | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *Then Clippo appeared and everybody ran away.

  11. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If I look real hard will I see Gisele Bundchen nude?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so nice to meet a friendly window. Usually they’re a real pane.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry but a Man Toilet already buried me

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, my name is Double Hung, I’ll be your window this evening.

  15. algernon | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Really its a bit of a pane

  16. J-Luke | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It was originally called “National Youth Excellent Service Window Model”, but that sounded wrong somehow…

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The color is blue and the blue screen of death awaits you.

  18. iLock | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because it’s easier to say than NYESMWGY!
    Even though we know you youth love your acronyms..

  19. Chuck | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This call to service feels like a recruiting drive.

    Someone close that window before I feel a draft.

  20. iLock | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    National Youth Service Model Greets You! Excellent!
    Party Time! Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee-ooh!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Very beautiful, tall Model Window, but I found out it already lives together with the building’s Elevator.

  22. Sparky | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does anybody know how to get the tint off my Windows 7? I’d like to see the model. Thank you in advance.

  23. Sparky | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: How does a Redneck tint their windows.
    A: Don’t use the carwash.

  24. Marum | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It would indeed be profitable to be a signwriter in Nanchong.

  25. Marum | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But it would be more fun in Peking, or Wanking.

  26. Marum | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So every time they saw me, they could say: Not another Nanchong signwriter.

  27. Marum | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The glorious window of the revolution salutes the proletariat.

    (big)CRASH(/big)

  28. Marum | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DAMN.

  29. GwydionM | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    National Youth Excellent Apples next door

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a typo – it’s ‘Model Widow’.

    A man toilet buried her husband upstairs.

  31. Lora | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s not every day you hear “Youth” and “Excellent” used in the same sentence. :)

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Introduce yourself to the window
    2. Carefully fall through it

  33. Marum | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can see yourself in this window, you are not an investment banker.

  34. Marum | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “But. Investment bankers are not Vampires.”

    ‘Yes?’

  35. RT | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i am confused…

    clearly you did not put enough adjectives in your sign to describe what you do

  36. kioku | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am the N.Y.E.S.M window, but you can call me Nesy. It is nice to greet you, do I pass my turring test now?

  37. Casey | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that all one word??

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