My shoe is confused

posted on 18 Aug 2013 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Blood friend may cause birth defects.

Photo courtesy of Cyrmic Linith.

31 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Careful then vexatious blood friends might visit

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    I’m not female, but when the “blood friend” comes to visit, I don’t see how something for the shoe is going to help.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    If it prevents clean dust, does it also prevent dry moisture?

  4. GwydionM | 4:16 am |

    As used by Tony Soprano. (If it vexes you, shoot it!)

  5. jjhitt | 4:37 am |

    If California and China were in a room together, would they cancel each other out?

  6. jjhitt | 4:43 am |

    If I have sanitary pads on my feet, where are my insoles?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |

    Made in California. Translated in China.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |

    Some of my best friends are also disposable

  9. Ben | 5:53 am |

    I should prevent clean dust by covering my shoes with a product containing lead?

  10. Sparky | 6:03 am |

    The Shoe Prayer:
    Lead us not into vexation but deliver us from blood friend, dust, birth defects and other reproductive harms.

  11. Sparky | 6:12 am |

    ” Say hello to my little blood friend”

    (Paraphrase from Al Pacino- Scarface.)

  12. Chuck | 7:05 am |

    Blood Brother, on the other hand, is not known to cause birth defects in the state of California.
    However, HIV and Hepatitis are distinct possibilities.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:19 am |

    Family Maid in China

  14. Big Fat Cat | 9:59 am |

    Arnold of California highly recommends this.

  15. WorrierPrincess | 10:05 am |

    Escape from Shoe Vexation — the pirated Chinglish DVD of Footloose?

  16. Marum | 10:07 am |

    Lead causes intellectual/brain problems. Now we know what happened to whoever wrote this sign.

  17. DrLex | 11:48 am |

    Shoe vexation sounds like some Chinese torture method.

  18. Peter | 1:03 pm |

    The very thought of a vexed shoe vexes me profoundly.

  19. Marum | 1:36 pm |

    We can’t do anything for you sir. That is not a foot.

    Jeez! You wouldn’t knock me back for a quarter of an inch would you?

  20. Marum | 1:38 pm |

    Follow flow chart, to escape from an attack of shoe vexation.

  21. Marum | 1:41 pm |

    YOU ARE HERE. AND HERE. AND HERE. AND HERE.

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY CLINIC

  22. Marum | 1:43 pm |

    Shoe Sheath = Schuhscheide

  23. Biff the Understudy | 7:30 pm |

    “Made in… ” I can’t read the last word on the package! Wherever could it be?!

  24. Lora | 7:46 pm |

    Lead poisoning for dust-free shoes. Sounds like a fair trade.

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:40 pm |

    As seen on Dexter.

  26. timmy | 4:58 am |

    Can also be worn around the neck when your “blood friend” comes to visit.

  27. Classic Steve | 8:01 am |

    …Who needs blood enemies?

  28. ChertseyGirl | 2:11 am |

    I have been seeking freedom from shoe vexation for so long, my prayers are answered!

  29. Snufleupagus | 9:05 pm |

    Yes, the packaging does contain lead. But that is just to protect you from the yellow cake uranium slippers inside. See picture three.

  30. Enclave | 7:23 am |

    Yes, visiting blood friends may cause shoe vexation!

  31. zerima | 10:07 am |

    Obama-care

    Medical code 113–Shoe Vexation

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