Not sure what it is…

posted on 4 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Made with real bits of this and that.

Photo courtesy of David Lau. 

25 captions

  1. Timmy | 4:16 am |

    I always wondered what happened to h.r. puffnstuff.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    – A Missus Soup for me, please

  3. algernon | 4:31 am |

    Stuff as well on top

  4. algernon | 4:31 am |

    Comes in many colors

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    And a side of stir-fried things.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    Hot Stuff

    Sittin’ here eatin’ my heart out waitin’
    Waiter for a menu to bring

    Lookin’ for some hot stuff baby this evenin’
    I need some hot stuff baby tonight
    I want some hot soup baby this evenin’
    Gotta have some steamed soup
    Gotta have some tofu tonight
    I need hot stuff
    I want some hot stuff
    I need some steamed stuff

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    Where would you like me to stuff it?

  8. GwydionM | 4:40 am |

    Steamed Stuff!
    Your taste is bland enough!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    – How would you like your stuff, Sir?
    – Like, yeah.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    ♪ ♫
    It’s the stuff that meals are made of
    It’s the slow and steady steam… ♪ ♫

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    Well, it beats sh!t on a shingle.

  12. coffeebot | 5:40 am |

    Comes with a thing

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:52 am |

    @ coffebot: So do I! 😛

  14. SF | 6:30 am |

    That used to be Steamed Crap, but their marketing people discovered that Steamed Stuff was, for a mysterious reason, more popular with foreigners.

  15. MICKEYGREENEYES | 7:16 am |

    Is this the right stuff
    or
    (God help us)
    the wrong stuff?

  16. MICKEYGREENEYES | 7:18 am |

    Followed by a dish of mystery meat and something that’s either a mashed brownie with chocolate syrup or, uh, well, never mind.

  17. Sparky | 7:53 am |

    For the customers that can’t make up their mind.

  18. jjhitt | 8:07 am |

    Tofu is stuff!

  19. jjhitt | 8:16 am |

    Can’t cook tonight? Stuff it!

  20. Lora | 8:27 am |

    Tofu tastes like whatever stuff it’s made with.

  21. Marum | 10:59 am |

    You know you are suffering from sensory deprivation, when steamed Tofu becomes a taste sensation.

  22. Marum | 11:09 am |

    Yeah! It tastes like it’s stuffed too.

  23. Marum | 11:11 am |

    @DnT. Stuff it in whichever end, you feel would be more beneficial.

  24. Lollerskate | 11:29 pm |

    Finally, a vegetarian equivalent to the secret meat!

  25. Long Tom | 1:15 am |

    Mystery tofu!

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