Now THAT’S a man toilet

posted on 26 Aug 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Leonard Zimmerman.
Found at coffee shop in Suwon, Korea. 

40 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 51  Subtract rating 0  

    Using the toilet in this building is a grave matter.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    The woman toilet is even worse- expect to be cremated!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, what a toilet

  4. Jellychop | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, man toilet, once you’re through being pissed just cut the crap and tell me where the stairs lead.

  5. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 34  Subtract rating 0  

    What a horrible way to die.

  6. algernon | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    So its not a thunder room for nothing then

  7. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess I should have known that Khrushchev was actually an
    outhouse!

  8. Jonnytbone | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 5  

    It’s the Chuck Norris model.

  9. DrLex | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    In soviet Korea… ah crap.

  10. JohnZ | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This should become canon in all toilets for people who don’t use the toilet brush. World would be a better place.

  11. DrLex | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Buries me with what? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    New toilet:

    ←R.I.P Man…………Woman→

  13. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

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  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 47  Subtract rating 1  

    Rest In Piss

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, when I use a toilet it’s because I don’t want to be in-turd.

  16. jjhitt | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    We now know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Man’s Lavatory

    ♫♪
    I don’t want to be buried in a Man’s Lavatory
    I just want to take a crap again…

  18. jjhitt | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We put the “dump” in body dump.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ATTENTION, ALERT! Bowel movement detected! Please immediately leave your toilet bowl or urinal and use the fire escape door to external left side stairs.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    - Mommy, why do you always bring flowers to a man’s toilet?

  21. Chuck | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    When a man hasta do what a man hasta doo-doo.

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wear proper personal protective gear at all times.
    DO NOT attempt courtesy flush without assistance.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫
    Big john…
    big, bad john ♪ ♫

  24. J-Luke | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Judging from the stick figure, you’ll be buried at least up to your knees…

  25. Sparky | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Stairway to Heaven?

  26. Chuck | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The unreleased sequel -

    “Dead Man Pooping”

  27. Biff the Understudy | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And it pounds its shoe on the table.

  28. Classic Steve | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Fortunately for us, this isn’t a *real* man toilet.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    What did you expect – it’s a Restroom, isn’t it?

  30. Biff the Understudy | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll take the elevator.

  31. Mechayoshi | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh crap…..

  32. pikapal | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe there is some swimming crap in the toilet.

  33. Marum | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The old mafia way. Bury someone in the cement foundations of a building.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Six feet under – a TOILET BOWL

  35. pasdrole | 7:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s clear that toilet isn’t putting up with any crap!

  36. Mark From Oakville | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    …On second thought…..I don’t need to go.

  37. Ed Sherman | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahh ! To spend eternity under the stairs !

  38. QueensEngrish | 4:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And the man urinal buries you on the left

  39. Chuck Norris | 11:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t bother.
    I buried the man toilet when I pooped.
    Sorry.

  40. iLock | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kim Jong-il reincarnated as a toilet..?

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