Now that’s a party line!

posted on 30 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Tammy Burke.
Found in Kaohsiung, Taiwan. 

44 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 2  

    Honey, there’s a ringing sound coming from between your legs.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Its a bit curly

  3. Ben | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    The cord is very short and curly.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    - You sound sexy today, honey

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect. The guy I need to call is a real prick.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Careful it doesn’t bang yu.

  7. Rm | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what it is, the receiver..

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it vibrate?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose it looks like a phone with beard

  10. DrLex | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder whether it is coin-operated or you need to insert something else.

  11. Jellychop | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    It’s just like your phone…on steroids!

  12. JohnZ | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    And just like the more recent smartphones, the bigger the better.

  13. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Is your phone ringing or are you just happy to see me?

  14. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, is Dick Johnson here? There’s a call for you!

  15. PeeBee | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Always gets good reception.

  16. Sam Murphy | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the free courtesy phone for ordering Bang Yu.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    You don’t want to make an STD call!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Rule 34; there IS porn of it. I’ve seen what some girls do with their cellphones. :twisted:

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    What’s the code for that area?

  20. Frank Burns | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Hey baby, my junk wants to talk to your junk.

  21. Peter | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey? Your voice sounds muffled…

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫
    My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling…… ♪ ♫

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, there is such a word as phonilingus. It’s on Urban Dictionary.

  24. Sparky | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    But here’s my number,
    So call me, maybe!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    - Pleae leave your massage after the *beep*

  26. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I just looked in the phone booth, and guess what? There’s a man in a boat!

  27. Chuck | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for that drunk booty call.

  28. l2646134 | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You should answer my long distance call.

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just like the pubic phones here, except the cord isn’t curly.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This happens when private goes pubic

  31. coffeebot | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    For phone sex

  32. J-Luke | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The pubic phony looks horny…

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Genitally executed!

  34. Nonsuch Ned | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange set up, all I see is a waist-high hole in the wall, I assume that’s where I’m supposed to speak but I find myself very reluctant to bend down to put my mouth up to it.

  35. Classic Steve | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A rejected idea for the 2008 “Get Smart” movie.

  36. Biff the Understudy | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t like the look of what the A.T.M. just spat out, either.

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Another ”Insert Coin” project

  38. Peter | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pubic Phone – the perfect match for Public Phone-sex?

  39. Marum | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it have a map of Tasmania?

  40. Jøshua | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Emergency Call Box

  41. Mr. Wrong | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Whenever I call my wife’s pubic phone, it goes straight to her answering cervix.

  42. wavemechanic | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t hear you clearly, the line is fuzzy.

  43. hex | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a common mistake. Being a programmer I pound out at least 100 “public [foo]” declarations, of which I’ve gotten typos akin to this.

  44. ChertseyGirl | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *cough cough* *gag*

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