Now that’s a party line!

Honey, there’s a ringing sound coming from between your legs.

Its a bit curly

The cord is very short and curly.

– You sound sexy today, honey

Perfect. The guy I need to call is a real prick.

Careful it doesn’t bang yu.

That’s what it is, the receiver..

Does it vibrate?

I suppose it looks like a phone with beard

I wonder whether it is coin-operated or you need to insert something else.

It’s just like your phone…on steroids!

And just like the more recent smartphones, the bigger the better.

Is your phone ringing or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, is Dick Johnson here? There’s a call for you!

Always gets good reception.

This is the free courtesy phone for ordering Bang Yu.

You don’t want to make an STD call!

Rule 34; there IS porn of it. I’ve seen what some girls do with their cellphones. 😈

What’s the code for that area?

Hey baby, my junk wants to talk to your junk.

Honey? Your voice sounds muffled…

♪ ♫
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling…… ♪ ♫

Yes, there is such a word as phonilingus. It’s on Urban Dictionary.

But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe!

– Pleae leave your massage after the *beep*

I just looked in the phone booth, and guess what? There’s a man in a boat!

Perfect for that drunk booty call.

You should answer my long distance call.

It’s just like the pubic phones here, except the cord isn’t curly.

This happens when private goes pubic

For phone sex

The pubic phony looks horny…

Genitally executed!

Strange set up, all I see is a waist-high hole in the wall, I assume that’s where I’m supposed to speak but I find myself very reluctant to bend down to put my mouth up to it.

A rejected idea for the 2008 “Get Smart” movie.

I don’t like the look of what the A.T.M. just spat out, either.

Another ”Insert Coin” project

Pubic Phone – the perfect match for Public Phone-sex?

Does it have a map of Tasmania?

Emergency Call Box

Whenever I call my wife’s pubic phone, it goes straight to her answering cervix.

Can’t hear you clearly, the line is fuzzy.

This is a common mistake. Being a programmer I pound out at least 100 “public [foo]” declarations, of which I’ve gotten typos akin to this.

*cough cough* *gag*