Tenderized by hand

posted on 28 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Free meal if you can snatch this pebble from my hand…

Photo courtesy of Antoine Bercovici.
Menu from Three Gorges Project Hotel. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: steak may give you a roundhouse kick to the face.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a gorgeous hotel

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The entree is Buffalo Wing Chun.

  4. James | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The key ingredient of a knuckle sandwich.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Accidentally, Chef’s name is Bruce Lee.

  6. DrLex | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Kung Fu steak = eat uncut steak using chopsticks only.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be the ‘intense meat” that the shoe thingy needs to be kept away from.

  8. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ They were frying them up. They were chopping them down… ♫

  9. jjhitt | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Ya gotta be tough living in the Project….

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Kick-ass meat!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Every chef likes Kung Fu fighting. Their woks are fast as lightning.

  12. PeeBee | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Everybody was Kung-Fu Dining…

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can’t afford steak, try the karate chops.

  14. Tong | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, come on! I came all the way to China to find Kung Fu Panda, and all you can manage is to find me a steak?!

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want kosher, try the Jew-Jitsu Deli across the street.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available: Wang Mi-steak

  17. J-Luke | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, could you kung fu … I mean come for a minute?.

  18. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, great idea! A new way to beat my meat!

  19. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi! I’m Kwai Cheng Caine. I’ll be your server for this evening.

  20. timmy | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Master, are all creatures at one with nature”?
    “Yes grasshopper, except the cow”.

  21. Sparky | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    RIP. The disappearance of Kung Fu Panda was finally solved.

  22. Sparky | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning, the other Project Hotels are NOT gorges.

  23. Frank Burns | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Steak found hanging in closet.

  24. davonblr | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks, but I’ll just have the Knuckle Sandwich.

  25. Lora | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve recently seen commercials for Pepto-Bismol about “food fighting back”, but really!

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So good it’ll make you go ‘HOOOOOOO-ooooOOOO-WA-aaaaah-aaaaaHHHHHHHH!!!”

  27. Mark | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    gorge yourself at the Three Gorges

  28. Marum | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    DON’T ASK FOR CHOPS!!!

  29. Marum | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What kung fu dat?

  30. Mr. Wrong | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Frank: Thanks — somebody had to say it. Gotta be a safer way to raise the dead.

  31. iLock | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In China steak eats you.

  32. Lollerskate | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Everybody was kung-fu cooking
    Those chefs were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit hungering
    But they grilled with expert timing

    There was funky Braised Chin and little Salted Chung
    He said here comes the big beef, lets get it on
    We took a bow and had a seat, started swinging some chopsticks
    The sudden motion made me choke now we’re into a brand new trip

  33. Shintarou | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chie Satonaka’s favourite!

  34. Lora | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually it was for Tums, and there was a giant fighting taco. And people think Japanese commercials are weird.

  35. tn | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try the lamp chops

  36. Teal Glue | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess like TUMS won’t help at all this time…

  37. Lucano | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you must master the art of steak fu

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