Tenderized by hand

posted on 28 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Free meal if you can snatch this pebble from my hand…

Photo courtesy of Antoine Bercovici.
Menu from Three Gorges Project Hotel. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    Warning: steak may give you a roundhouse kick to the face.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Must be a gorgeous hotel

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    The entree is Buffalo Wing Chun.

  4. James | 4:09 am |

    The key ingredient of a knuckle sandwich.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Accidentally, Chef’s name is Bruce Lee.

  6. DrLex | 4:15 am |

    Kung Fu steak = eat uncut steak using chopsticks only.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    This must be the ‘intense meat” that the shoe thingy needs to be kept away from.

  8. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    ♫ They were frying them up. They were chopping them down… ♫

  9. jjhitt | 4:31 am |

    Ya gotta be tough living in the Project….

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |

    Kick-ass meat!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |

    Every chef likes Kung Fu fighting. Their woks are fast as lightning.

  12. PeeBee | 4:51 am |

    Everybody was Kung-Fu Dining…

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    If you can’t afford steak, try the karate chops.

  14. Tong | 4:59 am |

    Oh, come on! I came all the way to China to find Kung Fu Panda, and all you can manage is to find me a steak?!

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:59 am |

    If you want kosher, try the Jew-Jitsu Deli across the street.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |

    Also available: Wang Mi-steak

  17. J-Luke | 5:18 am |

    Waiter, could you kung fu … I mean come for a minute?.

  18. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:21 am |

    Hey, great idea! A new way to beat my meat!

  19. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:23 am |

    Hi! I’m Kwai Cheng Caine. I’ll be your server for this evening.

  20. timmy | 5:41 am |

    “Master, are all creatures at one with nature”?
    “Yes grasshopper, except the cow”.

  21. Sparky | 6:16 am |

    RIP. The disappearance of Kung Fu Panda was finally solved.

  22. Sparky | 6:19 am |

    Warning, the other Project Hotels are NOT gorges.

  23. Frank Burns | 7:16 am |

    Steak found hanging in closet.

  24. davonblr | 7:20 am |

    Thanks, but I’ll just have the Knuckle Sandwich.

  25. Lora | 8:01 am |

    I’ve recently seen commercials for Pepto-Bismol about “food fighting back”, but really!

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 8:20 am |

    So good it’ll make you go ‘HOOOOOOO-ooooOOOO-WA-aaaaah-aaaaaHHHHHHHH!!!”

  27. Mark | 9:44 am |

    gorge yourself at the Three Gorges

  28. Marum | 10:49 am |

    DON’T ASK FOR CHOPS!!!

  29. Marum | 10:52 am |

    What kung fu dat?

  30. Mr. Wrong | 6:04 pm |

    Frank: Thanks — somebody had to say it. Gotta be a safer way to raise the dead.

  31. iLock | 9:59 pm |

    In China steak eats you.

  32. Lollerskate | 5:22 pm |

    Everybody was kung-fu cooking
    Those chefs were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit hungering
    But they grilled with expert timing

    There was funky Braised Chin and little Salted Chung
    He said here comes the big beef, lets get it on
    We took a bow and had a seat, started swinging some chopsticks
    The sudden motion made me choke now we’re into a brand new trip

  33. Shintarou | 4:35 pm |

    Chie Satonaka’s favourite!

  34. Lora | 7:06 pm |

    Actually it was for Tums, and there was a giant fighting taco. And people think Japanese commercials are weird.

  35. tn | 2:20 am |

    Try the lamp chops

  36. Teal Glue | 5:37 pm |

    Guess like TUMS won’t help at all this time…

  37. Lucano | 5:28 am |

    you must master the art of steak fu

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