Three texts cure/many privates

posted on 21 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Michael.
Found at restaurant in Shanghai. 

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 80  Subtract rating 2  

    Butter many privates and then swallow the idea powder. Sounds like a great Saturday night!

  2. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    Well butter mine

  3. jjhitt | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Can I have Lone Star State fried rice?

  4. algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 2  

    The privates of many nations … and rice

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 6  

    I have an idea: Coke!

  6. jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 0  

    Live to fry. Fry to live.

  7. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 58  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that we’re here Bonaparte, you got any idea powder that will get us OUT of Russia?

  8. jjhitt | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    I don’t think the cure did much for the thin cow.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! That writing desk just swallowed my fish!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 5  

    @jjhitt: Wait till you see its privates. 😛

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    Three text cure: Crack Cocaine Horse

  12. Peter | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Only three texts? Then why am I taking all these antibiotics? Honey, send me three SMS, then come over here!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And this is the fourth text cure.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 0  

    FBI – Fish Bureau Ideas

  15. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 7  

    What the f—?

  16. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 3  

    And now to conclude our Bible study, the thin cow will choose three texts: the one about the dever, the one about the boils, and the one about the flies.

  17. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    Napoleon fries the idea powder. Now we know what he ate for petit dejeuner during all those years on St. Helena.

  18. James | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    State fried rice, with a side plate of the people’s prawn crackers.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    I would only order the fried rice of Indonesia because it is the only dish that I could comprehend.

  20. mr waldo | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 3  

    ‘Nepoleon! That idea powder ready yet?’ ‘Oui, Chef!’

  21. pasdrole | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 2  

    France, many privates…nuff said!

  22. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Fish Ideas: that’s a deep subject.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    The cow is thin from providing the cream to butter all those privates.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen in ‘Privates of the Caribbean”

  25. iLock | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Thousand enrich the special features…. Some director finally
    gave all those film extras their a chance to be interviewed for the DVD.

  26. iLock | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Three texts cure/many privates?
    I guess you can ‘sext’ with the waitress here.

  27. WorrierPrincess | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Get the butter.

  28. DrLex | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Frying beef rice, it’s the story of my life.

  29. Droll not Troll | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @WorrierPrincess: Last tango in Shanghai.

  30. Tong | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Translated by a senior officer at Google translate. Enjoy your idea text in private with powder.

  31. Sparky | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The General butters many Privates and tells them they butter not tell anyone.

  32. Biff the Understudy | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The FBI is a crack whore. Who knew?

  33. Biff the Understudy | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Elan Sel’Sabagno: “You wanna buy some idea powder?”
    Obi-Wan: “You don’t want to sell me idea powder.”
    Elan Sel’Sabagno: “I don’t wanna sell you idea powder.”
    Obi-Wan: “You want to go home and rethink your life.”
    Elan Sel’Sabagno: “I wanna go home and rethink my life.”

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fried rice – Texas style!

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Shouldn’t the 3rd one say “French many privates”?

  36. jjhitt | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Read War and Peace, In Search of Lost Time and Atlas Shrugged and call me in the morning.

  37. Marum | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You should see our degustation menu.

  38. Aeonium88 | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Amelican texting for idea powder: No transrate, having peeksha menu significant!

  39. WildaBeast | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Three texts and many privates… I think Anthony Weiner had a hand in this.

  40. Marum | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I heard of a nun who ordered the Many privates.
    She went stalk staring crazy.

  41. Marum | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I also know why the tin cow wears a bell.

    Because its horns don’t work.

  42. Marum | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mc Fu–aulds Menu

    One French, one round the word, one doggy style.
    Do you want fellatio with that?

  43. Marum | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If this means you are intending to tattoo the Three Texts on my privates….I invite you to just try.

  44. Marum | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    If you survive the first five tortures, of the three texts, and the many privates, at the discretion of the Emperor, the chief executioner will unleash the next eight upon you.

  45. pasdrole | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Paula Dean says try her new line of Chinese State-Sanctioned specialties! You’ll love the Bureau Country Chicken and Rice. Don’t miss out on delicious State Fried Rice, or the the Bureau’s Minced Meat Idea Power – It’s brain food!! Don’t forget, with all these recipes you’ll need plenty of butter!

  46. Mike | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nepoleon lives the fried rice of Indionesa. Serve with privates.

  47. timmy | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    in Engrish, Saving private Ryan becomes
    Shaving Ryan’s privates.

  48. Chris | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives a whole new meaning to the term “Butterball.”

  49. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Online-translated texts cure the whole Engrish Army!

  50. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Ready, Private?! BUTT-ER!!!
    – Yessir! I’ll do my best, Sir!

  51. Mark | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Husband to wife – ‘can you believe that’s not butter?’

  52. Tia | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I need to think of a good caption idea. Mr Bonaparte I’de like to order some good idea powder

  53. RiceKitty | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, something on the menu to cure my texting habit…

  54. BobbiNRon | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought Nepoleon FIRED GUN powder – not FRIED Idea Powder…

  55. Buzz Killington | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously, why do they even bother translating these menus?

  56. iLock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Thankfully they don’t serve Bureau-Cats.

  57. Bottom Feeder | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh pity, we don’t have state fried rice where I live…only Kentucky Fried Chicken.

  58. Cindi | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “Living to fry the beef rice” – we may speak lery vitle Chingrish, but at least we have some extremely dedicated kitchen staff working out the back!

  59. MissMonty | 3:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ Upside, Inside out
    Livin’ To Fry The Beef Rice♪♫

  60. kpa | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Napoleon fried all his idea powder in 1815.

  61. Timothy Boudwin | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I had to have some Napoleanic idea powder before I came up with the cure for my privates.

  62. Teal Glue | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Napoleon Bonfarte

  63. Rocha | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    errr…. butter my privates

  64. RocketCat | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I took some idea powder and a vision came to me. My only reason for living is to fry the beef rice.

  65. GRAYSON | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want that minced idea powder

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