When meat thread is just too big

posted on 6 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Snacks

Because genuine meat floss would be crazy…

Photo courtesy of Susan Bollinger.
Snack from China. 

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a good thing I don’t have any simulated meat, so I don’t need to floss it.

  2. algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks a bit big to get through the teeth

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Meat stuff?

  4. Jellychop | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be that new cultured meat that grows in a petri dish.

  5. DrLex | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    For those people who desire an instant sensation of meat chunks getting stuck between your teeth.

  6. jjhitt | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Simulate after every meal.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Simulated meat floss?? You must be crackers!

  8. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At last! A way to get those burger bits out of my molars.

  9. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Will there also be dairy floss for us kosher folks?

  10. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought bacon flavored toothpaste was crazy.

  11. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, fuggedabout simulated floss. I got your real meat right here!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer simulation of the lambs

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Where’s the Beef?” -Dave Thomas

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm, they taste quasi good!

  15. Sparky | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t let your meat loaf.

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended by simulated dentists everywhere.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    When I meat her, she said she’ll come but she simulated it

  18. Dude | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget the dentist! I’m going to my local butcher for all my dental hygiene needs!

  19. Biff the Understudy | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Prepare for the hot beef ejection.

  20. alexmagnus | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder they have to simulate meat – after all natural meat in China was exploded.

  21. Marum | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t be fooled. These biscuits are sprinkled with the usual, “Aji No Moto” simulated beef, or chicken powder. With about a trillion milligrams of salt per 100g of biscuit.

    Just looking at them makes my arteries harden.

  22. Marum | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Flossing your meat”, seems a tad perverted to me.

  23. Lora | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And for dessert, there’s simulated candy floss!

  24. Chuck | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And Meat Rope was already taken !

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    There was a coupon for it on the back of my imitation bacon mouthwash.

  26. Peter | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too bad simulated meat floss can’t stimulate my appetite.

  27. James | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t believe it’s not meat floss.

  28. NoizeBomb | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It complements the virtual red wine rope perfectly!

  29. Mark | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How about some actual vegetarian floss?

  30. Lollerskate | 11:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer my tendons real and natural.

  31. iLock | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of the brand new Frankenburger…
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/05/the-330-000-fake-burger.html

  32. coffeebot | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    from Bossy to flossy

  33. HankW | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Simulated meat floss is for removing tofu from your teeth.

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