For a light meal…
Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Spotted in China.
A light meal with the taste of oui.
Warning: Disconnect power before chopping lamp.
Shines a light on what you’re eating
i’ll take a flashlight to go
Comes with french flies
– Waiter! My Lamp Ribs speaks English but my French Chop ignores it completely!
Wait! Don’t bite into it. I think it’s still plugged in.
LED = Lamp Emitting Diode
No you questions. French the lamp. Chop chop!
I heard the background music there is from The Shining…
All those little Lamps, sure light up the average Kiwi’s eyes.
– What about the Lamp, Fawlty?
– Lamp’s off, sorry.
For the Tokpisin speakers.
The wife of one of the local village bigmen has a white baby. He calls in the local priest who is the only waitman within a day’s march.
Bikman: “Olsem wanem meri bilong mi igat waitpela pikanini?
The priest hoping a liklik sit bilong bulamakau will save him, walks to the window and beckons the bikman over.
Minista: ‘Look at yonder field chief. GOD in his wisdom creates diversity. Even among all those white sheep, there are a few black ones.’
The bikman stands there deep in thought for a few minutes. Then he turns and says to the priest.
Bikman:”Pater! Mi lusim tingting long pikanini, long taim yu lusim tingting long sipsip!”
Contains vitamins niacin and iron, and 415volts.
DO NOT INSERT SMALL PARTS.
So if you turn them into chops, it’s like “Silence of the Lamps”?
My favorite show in France: Lamp Chops sing-a-long.
But I’m REALLY hungry tonight.
I think I’ll have the French Doors.
Waiter . . . could we just have 1000 pieces of tungsten filaments – for each, please?
I love lamp.
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