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posted on 14 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

For a light meal…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Spotted in China. 

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Lampe côtelette?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A light meal with the taste of oui.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Disconnect power before chopping lamp.

  4. algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Shines a light on what you’re eating

  5. coffeebot | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    i’ll take a flashlight to go

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with french flies

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter! My Lamp Ribs speaks English but my French Chop ignores it completely!

  8. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait! Don’t bite into it. I think it’s still plugged in.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    LED = Lamp Emitting Diode

  10. jjhitt | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ummmmm…. Halogen!

  11. Sparky | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No you questions. French the lamp. Chop chop!

  12. J-Luke | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard the background music there is from The Shining…

  13. GwydionM | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Aladin Lives!

  14. Marum | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All those little Lamps, sure light up the average Kiwi’s eyes.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - What about the Lamp, Fawlty?
    - Lamp’s off, sorry.

  16. Marum | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For the Tokpisin speakers.

    The wife of one of the local village bigmen has a white baby. He calls in the local priest who is the only waitman within a day’s march.
    Bikman: “Olsem wanem meri bilong mi igat waitpela pikanini?
    The priest hoping a liklik sit bilong bulamakau will save him, walks to the window and beckons the bikman over.
    Minista: ‘Look at yonder field chief. GOD in his wisdom creates diversity. Even among all those white sheep, there are a few black ones.’
    The bikman stands there deep in thought for a few minutes. Then he turns and says to the priest.

    Bikman:”Pater! Mi lusim tingting long pikanini, long taim yu lusim tingting long sipsip!”

  17. Marum | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Contains vitamins niacin and iron, and 415volts.
    DO NOT INSERT SMALL PARTS.

  18. Lora | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So if you turn them into chops, it’s like “Silence of the Lamps”?

  19. timmy | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My favorite show in France: Lamp Chops sing-a-long.

  20. iLock | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But I’m REALLY hungry tonight.
    I think I’ll have the French Doors.

  21. Peter | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter . . . could we just have 1000 pieces of tungsten filaments – for each, please?

  22. Tim | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love lamp.

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