I am sure that.

posted on 10 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

That’s funny I just thought of.

Photo courtesy of Wcfurr.
Spotted in China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    please oven

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    best buy assured

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh AND frozen?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Somehow, I don’t think you completely.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Green health? Is this a Vulcan supermarket?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    - One eating. And two of that eatings, please.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Best before eating the

  8. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ Is this the real food?
    Is this just fantasy? ♪

  9. jjhitt | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    What is today’s date?
    Actually, it’s a fig.

  10. jjhitt | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Available now in the COUNTRY OF ORIGIN section of your grocery store.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Found at a supermarket at Fukushima. guaranteed radiation free.

  12. Ben | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “He must have died while dictating it.”
    Although it doesn’t actually say “Aaaargh” at the end.

  13. iLock | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd: Fresh Icicles!

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate it when I’m reading a sign and then suddenly.

  15. Sparky | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Just when I thought it was safe, the

  16. GwydionM | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Eating is safe. Not eating can seriously damage your health.

  17. Chuck | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They just proved that drinking.

  18. Biff the Understudy | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Naww, lead and asbestos are good for you!

  19. Mark | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    for when speed dating doesn’t work

  20. Marum | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it wasn’t a man date.

  21. Marum | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sex isn’t bad for you. Alimony is.

  22. Marum | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As the prostitute said when one of her older customers died “on the job” as they say.

    “I thought he was coming, but he was going.”

  23. DrLex | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Distribution date: two months ago.
    Expiration date: yesterday.
    Rest assured that eating

  24. Marum | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After the NATO conference we will all go and get peaced.

  25. Marum | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is a “distribution date” an euphemism for a homosexual gangbang?

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Distribution dating sites ensure that!

  27. MICKEYGREENEYES | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, Squire, but eating WHAT? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, grin, grin, wink, wink. Say no more! A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh, Squire? Whoa, eh? Who-oah, eh? Say no More!

  28. NoizeBomb | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If products pass distribution date, then the frozen foods start polluting the shop. Then the shop will explode the polluted chicken cubes, waking the sleeping grass.

  29. Lollerskate | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The concept of time is relative, and has no meaning to us. Health is green though

  30. Jøshua | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Turn stove to temperature.

  31. timmy | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m so glad it’s pollution free, for a minute there I.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ iLock: iCicles? ;)

  33. iLock | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd: Fresh iCicles straight from my iCe cave!

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dat eating!

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