i’m bubble tea

posted on 11 Sep 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Do you kiss your mom with that straw?

Photo from Tr3v0r via Reddit (used with permission).
Found in Thailand.  

59 captions

  1. Tong | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 80  Subtract rating 5  

    Officer, I am telling you, that tea shop is a cover!!!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 72  Subtract rating 3  

    I’m a hot dog. You know the drill. :twisted:

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 95  Subtract rating 1  

    The person who made this sign probably got the sack.

  4. jjhitt | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 99  Subtract rating 1  

    Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Starbucks any more.

  5. JohnZ | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 43  Subtract rating 9  

    - What’s that on your lips, son? Milk?
    - Yes, mommy. I was just told to suck some balls through a little straw.

  6. jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 42  Subtract rating 1  

    Does this come with the Happy Meal?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 4  

    No way! That’s the fastest spreading infection I’ve ever seen!

  8. PeeBee | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 3  

    @jjtitt: No, but it does come with a happy ending.

  9. Jay | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 7  

    [Vulgar entry deleted by moderator.]

  10. algernon | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    What’s that on the rim

  11. algernon | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 1  

    Blows me away

  12. Sparky | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Because it makes me tingly all over.

  13. coffeebot | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 48  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m a foamy cup of cappuccino. Lick my rim.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 3  

    Is that tapioca on your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 1  

    - Suck my balls, please.
    - To go or public?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    It sucks but it happy anyway

  17. pasdrole | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Suck it patron. You know you want these balls at the bottom. My jelly balls.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    @coffeebot: Your cup has a crack in it. :P

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Please rest assured that enjoying

  20. Ben | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 5  

    Bubble Tea sounded like an interesting escort, but then “she” had a surprise.

  21. DrLex | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    What do we learn from this sign? Obviously, the more balls in a cup of tea, the ruder it is.

  22. J-Luke | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    After South Park, Chef has finally re-established himself…

  23. Dervrak | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 2  

    Lol! Gotta admit, that’s the funniest one I’ve seen in a while….

  24. Sparky | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is…

  25. Nonsuch Ned | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 1  

    Ewwww…. I found a hair in my cup.

  26. Marum | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    It is far better to eat clam and dribble, than to suck eggs and cackle.

  27. Classic Steve | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    Best one since Elmo’s entry under Adult Engrish. (Why isn’t THIS Adult Engrish?)

  28. Marum | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 6  

    I’m Black Tea. Suck my ——–

  29. Jill | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 5  

    I’m lady Grey Tea, suck my —-.

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Is it really Engrish if it’s deliberate?

  31. Nonsuch Ned | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Technically I’d agree this would fit better in Adult Engrish or in the Brog as “Almost Engrish”…. but it’s also too damn funny not to be on the main page!

  32. Nonsuch Ned | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    It is best to cup the balls before sucking them, otherwise they spiill all over your face and things can get quite messy.

  33. Big Fat Cat | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    This bubble tea shop is located at the Suck Ho Bldg

  34. Jill | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    @Jay. Extremely vulgar entry. Deleted due to spontaneous combustion.

  35. RT | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    for Billy the Pearl Milk Tea, adjusting to his newfound job as a gigolo wasn’t all what it brewed up to be

  36. NoizeBomb | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Customer: I bought the wrong bubble tea@

    Waiter: Well, suck it!

  37. Kasumi Morauko | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    This was stolen from the webcomic “Kawii Not”-
    http://www.kawaiinot.com/2008/06/02/bubble-tea/
    Petty much all of them are like this…

  38. timmy | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    I’m Boba Fet, …you know the rest.
    I’m Bubba Gump,…..
    I’m Bubby Brister…

  39. Jøshua | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    1.Why are you going to Thailand, for work?
    2. *Don’t say for sex, don’t say for sex*….No not work
    1. To see the temples?
    2. *Don’t say for sex, don’t say for sex!* ummm no.
    1. Then for the food?
    2. ummm… to suck balls…..DOH!

  40. Jay | 12:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    I’m bubble tea. Chicks dig me for my subtle approach and genteel charm.

  41. iLock | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s why he’s at the bottom of society.

  42. jjhitt | 2:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    I’m Transgender Tea… there’s a Margaritta inside me trying to get out.

  43. timmy | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle and THIS is my spout!

  44. Amanda | 12:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Tunic length tshirt idea

  45. Amanda | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    But seriously. Get this on a tshirt ASAP for me. Pinning to Pinterest under “List of Demands”

  46. Amanda | 12:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Where’s my option to Pin?

  47. Amanda | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    squinty eyes

  48. Hb | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 4  

    Official drink of the Tea Party.

  49. Jewels | 10:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    @sevety2rd: Typo – you meant “To go or pubic phone”, right?

  50. iLock | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Uh-Oh… The snails are coming!

  51. Geno Washington | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Could someone paraphrase the “vulgar entry deleted by moderator” from Jay please? I’m sorry but the fact it was deleted automatically makes it funny for me.

  52. iLock | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    They look like snails on the stairs in the photo.

  53. NoveltyFishHead | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    This needs to be a t-shirt!

  54. tadchem | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Whose short straw is that?

  55. Casey | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    NOW SWALLOW!

  56. asdf | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Chicks don’t spend enough time sucking the balls, am I right?

  57. eden | 10:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    No, you may not have any of my popcorn….

  58. Heavy Q | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Terrance & Philip have a legitimate infringement case here….

  59. luo xiao min | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least this is not Chinglish! :)

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