Do you kiss your mom with that straw?
Photo from Tr3v0r via Reddit (used with permission).
Found in Thailand.
Officer, I am telling you, that tea shop is a cover!!!
I’m a hot dog. You know the drill. 😈
The person who made this sign probably got the sack.
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Starbucks any more.
– What’s that on your lips, son? Milk?
– Yes, mommy. I was just told to suck some balls through a little straw.
Does this come with the Happy Meal?
No way! That’s the fastest spreading infection I’ve ever seen!
@jjtitt: No, but it does come with a happy ending.
[Vulgar entry deleted by moderator.]
What’s that on the rim
Blows me away
Because it makes me tingly all over.
I’m a foamy cup of cappuccino. Lick my rim.
Is that tapioca on your pants or are you just glad to see me?
– Suck my balls, please.
– To go or public?
It sucks but it happy anyway
Suck it patron. You know you want these balls at the bottom. My jelly balls.
@coffeebot: Your cup has a crack in it. 😛
Please rest assured that enjoying
Bubble Tea sounded like an interesting escort, but then “she” had a surprise.
What do we learn from this sign? Obviously, the more balls in a cup of tea, the ruder it is.
After South Park, Chef has finally re-established himself…
Lol! Gotta admit, that’s the funniest one I’ve seen in a while….
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is…
Ewwww…. I found a hair in my cup.
It is far better to eat clam and dribble, than to suck eggs and cackle.
Best one since Elmo’s entry under Adult Engrish. (Why isn’t THIS Adult Engrish?)
I’m Black Tea. Suck my ——–
I’m lady Grey Tea, suck my —-.
Is it really Engrish if it’s deliberate?
Technically I’d agree this would fit better in Adult Engrish or in the Brog as “Almost Engrish”…. but it’s also too damn funny not to be on the main page!
It is best to cup the balls before sucking them, otherwise they spiill all over your face and things can get quite messy.
This bubble tea shop is located at the Suck Ho Bldg
@Jay. Extremely vulgar entry. Deleted due to spontaneous combustion.
for Billy the Pearl Milk Tea, adjusting to his newfound job as a gigolo wasn’t all what it brewed up to be
Customer: I bought the wrong bubble tea@
Waiter: Well, suck it!
This was stolen from the webcomic “Kawii Not”-
Petty much all of them are like this…
I’m Boba Fet, …you know the rest.
I’m Bubba Gump,…..
I’m Bubby Brister…
1.Why are you going to Thailand, for work?
2. *Don’t say for sex, don’t say for sex*….No not work
1. To see the temples?
2. *Don’t say for sex, don’t say for sex!* ummm no.
1. Then for the food?
2. ummm… to suck balls…..DOH!
I’m bubble tea. Chicks dig me for my subtle approach and genteel charm.
That’s why he’s at the bottom of society.
I’m Transgender Tea… there’s a Margaritta inside me trying to get out.
I’m a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle and THIS is my spout!
Tunic length tshirt idea
But seriously. Get this on a tshirt ASAP for me. Pinning to Pinterest under “List of Demands”
Where’s my option to Pin?
Official drink of the Tea Party.
@sevety2rd: Typo – you meant “To go or pubic phone”, right?
Uh-Oh… The snails are coming!
Could someone paraphrase the “vulgar entry deleted by moderator” from Jay please? I’m sorry but the fact it was deleted automatically makes it funny for me.
They look like snails on the stairs in the photo.
This needs to be a t-shirt!
Whose short straw is that?
Chicks don’t spend enough time sucking the balls, am I right?
No, you may not have any of my popcorn….
Terrance & Philip have a legitimate infringement case here….
Well, at least this is not Chinglish!
How an innocent reference to tapioca can go badly wrong.
No thanks, I would prefer to tea bag it.
Eric Carman’s favourite.
Bubble Tea: JUST SUCK MY BALLS ALREADY!!!
Keep Calm, and Suck my balls
Waiter, there’s a fly in my…oh, never mind.
Bubble Tea meets a lady… O,O
Followed by disappointment.
Funny, That’s what she said
Action followed by disappointment…
That bubble tea’s got it in the bag
Well that exclated rather quicky.
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