i’m bubble tea

posted on 11 Sep 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Do you kiss your mom with that straw?

Photo from Tr3v0r via Reddit (used with permission).
Found in Thailand.  

76 captions

  1. Tong | 4:03 am |

    Officer, I am telling you, that tea shop is a cover!!!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    I’m a hot dog. You know the drill. 😈

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    The person who made this sign probably got the sack.

  4. jjhitt | 4:12 am |

    Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Starbucks any more.

  5. JohnZ | 4:13 am |

    – What’s that on your lips, son? Milk?
    – Yes, mommy. I was just told to suck some balls through a little straw.

  6. jjhitt | 4:18 am |

    Does this come with the Happy Meal?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    No way! That’s the fastest spreading infection I’ve ever seen!

  8. PeeBee | 4:27 am |

    @jjtitt: No, but it does come with a happy ending.

  9. Jay | 4:40 am |

    [Vulgar entry deleted by moderator.]

  10. algernon | 5:19 am |

    What’s that on the rim

  11. algernon | 5:20 am |

    Blows me away

  12. Sparky | 5:23 am |

    Because it makes me tingly all over.

  13. coffeebot | 5:36 am |

    I’m a foamy cup of cappuccino. Lick my rim.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |

    Is that tapioca on your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |

    – Suck my balls, please.
    – To go or public?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |

    It sucks but it happy anyway

  17. pasdrole | 5:57 am |

    Suck it patron. You know you want these balls at the bottom. My jelly balls.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:01 am |

    @coffeebot: Your cup has a crack in it. 😛

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |

    Please rest assured that enjoying

  20. Ben | 6:23 am |

    Bubble Tea sounded like an interesting escort, but then “she” had a surprise.

  21. DrLex | 6:32 am |

    What do we learn from this sign? Obviously, the more balls in a cup of tea, the ruder it is.

  22. J-Luke | 6:43 am |

    After South Park, Chef has finally re-established himself…

  23. Dervrak | 6:55 am |

    Lol! Gotta admit, that’s the funniest one I’ve seen in a while….

  24. Sparky | 7:41 am |

    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is…

  25. Nonsuch Ned | 8:26 am |

    Ewwww…. I found a hair in my cup.

  26. Marum | 10:11 am |

    It is far better to eat clam and dribble, than to suck eggs and cackle.

  27. Classic Steve | 10:27 am |

    Best one since Elmo’s entry under Adult Engrish. (Why isn’t THIS Adult Engrish?)

  28. Marum | 11:26 am |

    I’m Black Tea. Suck my ——–

  29. Jill | 11:27 am |

    I’m lady Grey Tea, suck my —-.

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:00 pm |

    Is it really Engrish if it’s deliberate?

  31. Nonsuch Ned | 12:08 pm |

    Technically I’d agree this would fit better in Adult Engrish or in the Brog as “Almost Engrish”…. but it’s also too damn funny not to be on the main page!

  32. Nonsuch Ned | 12:14 pm |

    It is best to cup the balls before sucking them, otherwise they spiill all over your face and things can get quite messy.

  33. Big Fat Cat | 12:51 pm |

    This bubble tea shop is located at the Suck Ho Bldg

  34. Jill | 1:25 pm |

    @Jay. Extremely vulgar entry. Deleted due to spontaneous combustion.

  35. RT | 2:47 pm |

    for Billy the Pearl Milk Tea, adjusting to his newfound job as a gigolo wasn’t all what it brewed up to be

  36. NoizeBomb | 3:36 pm |

    Customer: I bought the wrong bubble tea@

    Waiter: Well, suck it!

  37. Kasumi Morauko | 4:22 pm |

    This was stolen from the webcomic “Kawii Not”-
    http://www.kawaiinot.com/2008/06/02/bubble-tea/
    Petty much all of them are like this…

  38. timmy | 5:18 pm |

    I’m Boba Fet, …you know the rest.
    I’m Bubba Gump,…..
    I’m Bubby Brister…

  39. Jøshua | 8:49 pm |

    1.Why are you going to Thailand, for work?
    2. *Don’t say for sex, don’t say for sex*….No not work
    1. To see the temples?
    2. *Don’t say for sex, don’t say for sex!* ummm no.
    1. Then for the food?
    2. ummm… to suck balls…..DOH!

  40. Jay | 12:31 am |

    I’m bubble tea. Chicks dig me for my subtle approach and genteel charm.

  41. iLock | 2:34 am |

    That’s why he’s at the bottom of society.

  42. jjhitt | 2:42 am |

    I’m Transgender Tea… there’s a Margaritta inside me trying to get out.

  43. timmy | 6:04 pm |

    I’m a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle and THIS is my spout!

  44. Amanda | 12:20 am |

    Tunic length tshirt idea

  45. Amanda | 12:22 am |

    But seriously. Get this on a tshirt ASAP for me. Pinning to Pinterest under “List of Demands”

  46. Amanda | 12:25 am |

    Where’s my option to Pin?

  47. Amanda | 12:26 am |

    squinty eyes

  48. Hb | 9:44 pm |

    Official drink of the Tea Party.

  49. Jewels | 10:46 pm |

    @sevety2rd: Typo – you meant “To go or pubic phone”, right?

  50. iLock | 9:23 am |

    Uh-Oh… The snails are coming!

  51. Geno Washington | 4:19 pm |

    Could someone paraphrase the “vulgar entry deleted by moderator” from Jay please? I’m sorry but the fact it was deleted automatically makes it funny for me.

  52. iLock | 7:35 pm |

    They look like snails on the stairs in the photo.

  53. NoveltyFishHead | 6:20 pm |

    This needs to be a t-shirt!

  54. tadchem | 6:14 am |

    Whose short straw is that?

  55. Casey | 9:35 am |

    NOW SWALLOW!

  56. asdf | 1:17 am |

    Chicks don’t spend enough time sucking the balls, am I right?

  57. eden | 10:43 pm |

    No, you may not have any of my popcorn….

  58. Heavy Q | 12:10 pm |

    Terrance & Philip have a legitimate infringement case here….

  59. luo xiao min | 3:08 pm |

    Well, at least this is not Chinglish! :)

  60. Remark | 4:36 pm |

    How an innocent reference to tapioca can go badly wrong.

  61. Lynn Guss | 3:06 pm |

    No thanks, I would prefer to tea bag it.

  62. Tom Hunter | 7:37 pm |

    Eric Carman’s favourite.

  63. Teal Glue | 10:43 am |

    Bubble Tea: JUST SUCK MY BALLS ALREADY!!!

  64. The person who did it. | 7:32 pm |

    They taste like……sugar?

  65. Audinac | 9:51 pm |

    Keep Calm, and Suck my balls

  66. Lynda Kraar | 6:48 pm |

    Waiter, there’s a fly in my…oh, never mind.

  67. sabbertooth domestacate | 12:04 am |

    Bubble Tea meets a lady… O,O

  68. mod com | 7:10 pm |

    Followed by disappointment.
    Funny, That’s what she said

  69. mod com | 7:11 pm |

    Action followed by disappointment…

  70. Oocca | 2:23 pm |

    The wonderful world of the Far East.

  71. RocketCat | 5:23 pm |

    That bubble tea’s got it in the bag

  72. Qwertyperson | 10:33 am |

    Well that exclated rather quicky.

  73. Kisama-tachi | 8:45 am |

    [Vulgar entry deleted by moderator.]

  74. KirbyMario12345 | 4:51 pm |

    Look at the innocent face on that guy, he knows he’s doing something inappropriate!

  75. Skip | 12:08 pm |

    Suck, suck, suck… doesn’t anybody screw anymore?

  76. Newbie | 10:51 pm |

    Imagine if the mascot was a cat….

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