Ma’am, he can’t be here if he’s teething

posted on 13 Sep 2013 in Signs

The whole airport doesn’t suck – just that room…

Photo courtesy of Charlotte Cundy Nakamoto.
Spotted in Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Sucking what

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like milk with that

  3. Mick | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You could suck up for anything in that room.

  4. Ben | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Spotted in an airport in Transylvania.

  5. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Please bring your own vacuum cleaner.

  6. Tong | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that the room for bubble tea?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve seen some terrible rooms, but this one would take some beating!

  8. JohnZ | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If you suck, please go into that room. You are welcome.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The blowing room is on the plane, where you join the Mile High Club.

  10. DrLex | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What really worries me is that the ostomy support room is next to the sucking room.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The only room with its own event horizon.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Usually they do that in the toilet

  13. jjhitt | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I was trying to get support for my osutomeito and this place just sort of pulled me in.

  14. iLock | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sir, no perving into the sucking room”
    “But I’m just observing…I’m in the right room aren’t I?’

  15. iLock | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Help me, I need support!”
    “Is your name Osutomeito?”
    “Ahh…no..!?”
    “Well sorry we can’t help you then, can’t you read!”

  16. iLock | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think there’s a leak in the ceiling of the observation room.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It sucks but it still sucks

  18. DrLex | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather go to the drinking room.

  19. Sparky | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Drop your bags off in the Osutomeito room before going to the sucking room.

  20. GwydionM | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Suckers only

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Suck my urine soup!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    What size are her teets?

  23. Peter | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get another room please?
    This room sucks!

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hi. My name is Bob. And I’ve been osutomeito-free for one hundred sixteen days.”

  25. Marum | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We just had our elections. In Qld. 82 Ozutomeitos stood for the senate.

  26. Lora | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If that baby bottle on the sign is accurate, the guy “observing” woman nursing their infants in for one heck of a disappointment! ;-)

  27. timmy | 10:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please say hello to Keanu reeves and Ncolas Cage for me while you’re in there.

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Can somebody tell me what osutomeito is? I tried googling it and all I can figure out is that there’s some kind of special-needs bathroom setup involving a weird sink and hoses.)

  29. sarah | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ A Non-Y Mouse
    I think they mean a room for people who have had ostomys. That would be people who have had the lower part of the bowel, or their bladder removed. It is odd to have a room just for them, they usually do just fine in ordinary toilets, though some things are easier if they use the handicap equipped stall.

  30. Jay | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wanted to know what ‘osutomeito’ was so i googled it. I still have no idea what or who it is but engrish is it’s first language.

    http://www3.city.kurume.fukuoka.jp.e.ax.hp.transer.com/shisei/09_5_1/topix/07.htm

  31. Jay | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Special features of osutomeito include:

    Doorway of sliding door that the use with wheelchair is easy and restroom for person with a physical disability with handrail and restrooms multifunctional around public accommodation including thing possessing cot increase.
    There is “restroom for osutomeito” in increasing restroom recently in this.
    Because of diseases of rectum and bladder, “osutomeito” means person who constructed artificial excretion mouth to the abdomen by operation.
    Because osutomeito feels defecation desire and feeling like to urine and cannot endure, we attach bag to save flight and urine to the abdomen.
    Excrement works for a certain period of time and must wash bag and the abdomen.
    Restroom with special facilities of that purpose is restroom for osutomeito, and mark such as the chart below is displayed.

  32. Cecily | 7:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m more concerned about the fact that the toilet seems to be a wheelchair.

  33. NixtheLatter | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wish I had a “sucking room”!

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