Please enjoy our newly heated pool…
Photo courtesy of George Hazan.
Found in China.
Urinating into the soup you are the second best
They are certainly trying to avoid pissing off people.
Ok, let me talk to you about the rules of using this pool,
Number 1, yes. number 2, NO!
Sorry, I suffer from obsessive urine-related conversation disorder.
What a pisseur
Talkin’ ’bout my u-urination ♪ ♫
I am also very good at squirting a water pistol into a gigantic tank of pure pee pee.
Sir, my urinations are a private matter
Where’s my gold medal?
This will help compensate for my loss at the sex olympics
Is it because I do it from the high diving board?
We like it when urine our pool.
Deja vu! http://www.engrish.com/2013/03/finally-i-have-been-recognized/
Well I WAS going to go to the bathroom, but I want to be the best!
Why does nobody in this country have any decency?!
Use a toilet!
Yellow Pisses – Let your finger do the tinkling.
We aim to please. You aim too please.
Translation by I. P. Freely
You are the “P” in our Pool.
You pee in our pool, and I’ll seal you up with concrete!
And kindly do not swim in the toilets
A little boy gets sent home from school. His mother rings the school..
Mother; “why was my son sent home from school?”
Teacher; ‘He was peeing in the pool.’
Mother; “That is sill most 7 year olds pee in the pool.”
Teacher; ‘NOT-FROM -THE -TOP -OF- THE-TEN – METRE – PLATFORM!’
EDIT = silly
Have you ever noticed? Some of the toilets have a couple of these, mounted very low down on the wall.
Is this for boys, or the very well endowed?
This has already been posted somewhat recently, which is odd given that they moderate these…
excuse me, i’m going to go take a Cobra Kai…
Can a Canary hit the can?
Yes I know I am, it’s my special purpose.
@Jay: It’s just a little bit of pisstory repeating!
Looks like a rerun!
While urine the pool, don’t drink the water.
@Droll not Troll: ♫ People try to p-piss around! …. ♫
My uncle had a sign by his pool:
“Welcome to our ool.
You will notice there is no “P” in it.
Please keep it that way.”
Is that a candy bar in the pool?
Sorry off topic a bit. But when we’d do a simultaneous pee off the boat one of us would invariably remark about how cold the water was. Yachty humor.
Different photos, same sign: http://www.engrish.com/2013/03/finally-i-have-been-recognized/
I’m unsure if I am more impressed he has the power to make that arch and hit the urinal from what two feet away or the control that he make it come out in spurts.
♫ I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was,
To pee in the pool is my real test, to wee-wee is my cause
I will travel across the land, pissing far and wide
All of the swimmers to understand, the urine that’s inside! ♫
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