Sir, the anti-urine campaign is failing…

posted on 12 Sep 2013 in Chinglish

Please enjoy our newly heated pool…

Photo courtesy of George Hazan.
Found in China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    No s*it!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 0  

    Urinating into the soup you are the second best

  3. DrLex | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    They are certainly trying to avoid pissing off people.

  4. Tong | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, let me talk to you about the rules of using this pool,
    Number 1, yes. number 2, NO!

  5. DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, I suffer from obsessive urine-related conversation disorder.

  6. algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What a pisseur

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    ♪ ♫
    Talkin’ ’bout my u-urination ♪ ♫

  8. algernon | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Yellow river

  9. jjhitt | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re welcome.

  10. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I am also very good at squirting a water pistol into a gigantic tank of pure pee pee.

  11. GwydionM | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, my urinations are a private matter

  12. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s my gold medal?

  13. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This will help compensate for my loss at the sex olympics

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it because I do it from the high diving board?

  15. PeeBee | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    We like it when urine our pool.

  16. Jay | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Deja vu! http://www.engrish.com/2013/03/finally-i-have-been-recognized/

  17. Dervrak | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I WAS going to go to the bathroom, but I want to be the best!

  18. iLock | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Why does nobody in this country have any decency?!
    Ur-a-nation-of-piss-ants!
    Use a toilet!

  19. iLock | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Yellow Pisses – Let your finger do the tinkling.

  20. Sparky | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    We aim to please. You aim too please.

  21. Chris | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation by I. P. Freely

  22. Chuck | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    You are the “P” in our Pool.

  23. Jill | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You pee in our pool, and I’ll seal you up with concrete!

  24. GwydionM | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    And kindly do not swim in the toilets

  25. Marum | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A little boy gets sent home from school. His mother rings the school..
    Mother; “why was my son sent home from school?”
    Teacher; ‘He was peeing in the pool.’
    Mother; “That is sill most 7 year olds pee in the pool.”
    Teacher; ‘NOT-FROM -THE -TOP -OF- THE-TEN – METRE – PLATFORM!’

  26. Marum | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT = silly

  27. Marum | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Have you ever noticed? Some of the toilets have a couple of these, mounted very low down on the wall.

    Is this for boys, or the very well endowed?

  28. kioku | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This has already been posted somewhat recently, which is odd given that they moderate these…

  29. RT | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    excuse me, i’m going to go take a Cobra Kai…

  30. Marum | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can a Canary hit the can?

  31. timmy | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes I know I am, it’s my special purpose.

  32. iLock | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jay: It’s just a little bit of pisstory repeating!

  33. szk | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like a rerun!

  34. Sparky | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    While urine the pool, don’t drink the water.

  35. iLock | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: ♫ People try to p-piss around! …. ♫

  36. tadchem | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    My uncle had a sign by his pool:
    “Welcome to our ool.
    You will notice there is no “P” in it.
    Please keep it that way.”

  37. Casey | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a candy bar in the pool?

  38. Hb | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry off topic a bit. But when we’d do a simultaneous pee off the boat one of us would invariably remark about how cold the water was. Yachty humor.

  39. Jamee | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Different photos, same sign: http://www.engrish.com/2013/03/finally-i-have-been-recognized/

  40. Snufleupagus | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m unsure if I am more impressed he has the power to make that arch and hit the urinal from what two feet away or the control that he make it come out in spurts.

  41. Arachnos | 5:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was,
    To pee in the pool is my real test, to wee-wee is my cause
    I will travel across the land, pissing far and wide
    All of the swimmers to understand, the urine that’s inside! ♫

  42. Eventualyeti | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny thing: in Mandarin it is almost identical to the English; the sign is sarcastically saying that if you pee in the pool you are very cultured indeed… the top does say “this is what I’ve always wanted to say to you”

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