Stesed hasma

posted on 6 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Because without the Pawpaw, it makes no sense…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Beijing. Hasma is a Chinese dessert ingredient
made from dried fatty tissue found near the fallopian tubes of frogs.

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  1. DrLex | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Pew! Paw! Paw! You have been stesed.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Sir? Are you all right?

  3. Tong | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Maybe they are talking about stressed Hamas.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer it non-stesed, with a lot of Bznbzn

  5. jjhitt | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you put this in a Froggy Bag for me?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    – How would you like your Stesed Hasma, Sir?
    – Powwww! Bang! Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni! Nu!

  7. algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Fruity

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    But fallopian tubes of frogs say ‘Libbit’, not ‘Pawpaw’

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    No, no, no, it’s spelled “HAZMAT”.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Only the pawpaw? What did they do with the rest of the frog’s legleg?

  11. jjhitt | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Today I learned a new word I will never have any use for. Ever.

  12. jjhitt | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    You ordered the Fruit Surprise? Well…. Surprise!!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The soup smells like urine, the main course was steamed crap, and now someone has sneezed hasma all over the desert.
    Could be worse, we could have gone to McDonalds’s.

  14. GwydionM | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Ethel the Frog comments: “Kindly keep your pawpaws off of my fallopian tubes”.

  15. Droll not Troll | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always assumed a word salad wasn’t edible. This menu item hasn’t changed my opinion at all.

  16. Droll not Troll | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @GwydionM: Chef replies “Fat chance”.

  17. Lollerskate | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm… slimy!

  18. Big Fat Cat | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I told my dog PawPaw not to mess with Hasma and he did it again.

  19. Chuck | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Likely made with real Panda Panda Paw Paw.

  20. alexmagnus | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “stese: Italian: third-person singular past historic of stendere”

    “stendere (transitive)
    to stretch out (one’s arms etc)
    to spread (a table etc)
    to hang out (washing)
    to roll out (pasta)
    to floor (a person, with a blow)” (Wiktionary)

    Don’t know which of these actions was done to the hasma, but thank you, I’ll pass.

  21. Lora | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an easy dessert to make when you run a cafeteria right next to a biology class.

  22. Sparky | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Picking up paw-paws; put ’em in a basket.
    Picking up paw-paws; put ’em in a basket.
    Picking up paw-paws;put ’em in a basket.
    Way down yonder in the paw-paw patch.

    And I’m so stesed out now.

  23. Marum | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d be stressed too, if you knew they were going to stick a Pawpaw up you.
    Although it could be worse, it could be a Pineapple.

  24. Marum | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Any female frog would be somewhat stressed, if the chef was planning to cut your —- out.

  25. Marum | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I have just wasted 10 minutes looking up a word, of which I have had no need for some 69 years, and I am sure I will never use again.

    At my age, those minutes are valuable

  26. RT | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    remind me never to let the new part-timer write the menu when he’s on schrooms

  27. Jay | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Kidding aside, I believe that’s supposed to be “Stewed Hasma with Papaya”.

  28. pikapal | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it’s not made of PawPaw Bears.

  29. numagirl22 | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    actually, a pawpaw is a fruit. it’s a real word. I have no excuse for the eating of frog’s reproductive tissues, however.

  30. iLock | 11:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did someone ejaculate on an overripe melon half…
    Or is that stesed hams with pawpaw?

  31. iLock | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *hasma

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