That’s what I heart.

That’s what I heart.

posted on 7 Sep 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Tristan Brothers.
Imported from China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

This thing is killing me

bipolar bear
bipolar bear
10 years ago

“I pulled back on the coking handle and next thing I know my pacemaker goes berzerk, making this crazy clicking sound. In short, I want my money back.”

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Platoon, pull back to the station!
You heart me!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Click sound? I heart attack!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Pewpew!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If your heart makes a click sound, you know you’ve been coking too much.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If I learn how to shot, does that mean I already?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I heart it, liked it and added it on Facebook

SF
SF
10 years ago

Si vis pacemaker para bellum

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Pull back to the station. This is how you train your gun on the target.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: Clicking and shooting sounds without permission is prohibited

GwydionM
10 years ago

If you shoot off your coking handle, a loud sound will surely be heart

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I don’t drink Coke. My gun has a beering handle.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

ARGH! My heard! I’ve been shooted.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

I heart coking.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

From an All Kinda training manual.

NoizeBomb
10 years ago

Sounds like a police gun training manual. They better watch out for the coke dealers, or they will have to pull out to the station.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

How to shot:
1. Pour liquor into shot glass
2. Pull shot glass
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until a breaking glass sound is heart
4. Pull back to the station and wait until train conductor wakes you from drunken stupor.

Dude
Dude
10 years ago

How do I shot pistol?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Place firmly against head, pull trigger until hear click sound. Congratulations, you just shot your wad.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

OK, so how do I shot web?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Whatever you do, do not ask these guys for a Coke.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The item emits intense electromagnetic radiation.

The click sound is your pacemaker chucking it in.

RT
RT
10 years ago

how to do drugs, as explained by charlie sheen

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

But is it web?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

When he was cocking me, I heard his heart click, and then BANG, he’s gong!

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

How to NOT shot: put the gun down and pull back to the station!

pikapal
10 years ago

A shot to the heart!

nlsoni
nlsoni
10 years ago

….until a click sound is HEARD(not heart)

nlsoni
nlsoni
10 years ago

..until_sound is heard

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Point and click.

Weepingguitar
Weepingguitar
10 years ago

Make sure you practice at the shotting range

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Must heart guns.

Zanthra
Zanthra
10 years ago

“Guns are dangerous, perhaps we should pay for a proper english translation.”
“Nah, they can figure it out by trial and error.”

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

“Don’t come any closer, man! I’ve got a gun and I’m pulling back on the coking handle! You heart that click sound?…I SAID DON’T COME ANY CLOSER! I’VE GOT A GUN AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO PULL BACK TO THE STATION!”

divasky
divasky
10 years ago

the shot heart around the world

Enclave
Enclave
10 years ago

It pulls the cocking mechanism out of the basket!

Supremely Perfect
Supremely Perfect
9 years ago

…next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back

Supremely Perfect
Supremely Perfect
9 years ago

…next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back

Chuck Norris
9 years ago

Choo Choo!

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