That’s what I heart.

posted on 7 Sep 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Tristan Brothers.
Imported from China. 

42 captions

  1. algernon | 4:09 am |

    This thing is killing me

  2. bipolar bear | 4:15 am |

    “I pulled back on the coking handle and next thing I know my pacemaker goes berzerk, making this crazy clicking sound. In short, I want my money back.”

  3. J-Luke | 4:19 am |

    Platoon, pull back to the station!
    You heart me!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    Click sound? I heart attack!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    Pewpew!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    If your heart makes a click sound, you know you’ve been coking too much.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    If I learn how to shot, does that mean I already?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    I heart it, liked it and added it on Facebook

  9. SF | 5:01 am |

    Si vis pacemaker para bellum

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |

    Pull back to the station. This is how you train your gun on the target.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:32 am |

    WARNING: Clicking and shooting sounds without permission is prohibited

  12. GwydionM | 5:51 am |

    If you shoot off your coking handle, a loud sound will surely be heart

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:08 am |

    I don’t drink Coke. My gun has a beering handle.

  14. jjhitt | 7:18 am |

    ARGH! My heard! I’ve been shooted.

  15. PeeBee | 7:43 am |

    I heart coking.

  16. Chuck | 8:22 am |

    From an All Kinda training manual.

  17. NoizeBomb | 8:46 am |

    Sounds like a police gun training manual. They better watch out for the coke dealers, or they will have to pull out to the station.

  18. DrLex | 9:11 am |

    How to shot:
    1. Pour liquor into shot glass
    2. Pull shot glass
    3. Repeat steps 1-2 until a breaking glass sound is heart
    4. Pull back to the station and wait until train conductor wakes you from drunken stupor.

  19. Dude | 9:30 am |

    How do I shot pistol?

  20. Sparky | 9:30 am |

    Place firmly against head, pull trigger until hear click sound. Congratulations, you just shot your wad.

  21. Classic Steve | 9:59 am |

    OK, so how do I shot web?

  22. jjhitt | 12:09 pm |

    Whatever you do, do not ask these guys for a Coke.

  23. Marum | 12:56 pm |

    The item emits intense electromagnetic radiation.

    The click sound is your pacemaker chucking it in.

  24. RT | 2:00 pm |

    how to do drugs, as explained by charlie sheen

  25. timmy | 2:56 pm |

    Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?

  26. timmy | 2:56 pm |

    Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?

  27. Lollerskate | 3:13 pm |

    But is it web?

  28. Tong | 3:59 pm |

    When he was cocking me, I heard his heart click, and then BANG, he’s gong!

  29. Mark | 7:47 pm |

    How to NOT shot: put the gun down and pull back to the station!

  30. pikapal | 11:25 pm |

    A shot to the heart!

  31. nlsoni | 3:58 am |

    ….until a click sound is HEARD(not heart)

  32. nlsoni | 4:00 am |

    ..until_sound is heard

  33. EffEff | 12:28 pm |

    Point and click.

  34. Weepingguitar | 4:39 pm |

    Make sure you practice at the shotting range

  35. iLock | 5:04 am |

    Must heart guns.

  36. Zanthra | 5:32 am |

    “Guns are dangerous, perhaps we should pay for a proper english translation.”
    “Nah, they can figure it out by trial and error.”

  37. Cecily | 7:41 pm |

    “Don’t come any closer, man! I’ve got a gun and I’m pulling back on the coking handle! You heart that click sound?…I SAID DON’T COME ANY CLOSER! I’VE GOT A GUN AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO PULL BACK TO THE STATION!”

  38. divasky | 9:48 am |

    the shot heart around the world

  39. Enclave | 4:46 am |

    It pulls the cocking mechanism out of the basket!

  40. Supremely Perfect | 4:05 am |

    …next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back

  41. Supremely Perfect | 4:05 am |

    …next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back

  42. Chuck Norris | 12:11 pm |

    Choo Choo!

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