The taste is divine!

posted on 27 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

And for dessert, devil’s food cake…

Photo courtesy of Marcos Katz.
Found in Xi’an, China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Obviously not Buddhist then.

  2. jjhitt | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 1  

    “He was fried before Pilate…”

  3. jjhitt | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    We are so far beyond eleven different herbs and spices…

  4. jjhitt | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! My religion is half baked!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 1  

    This restaurant found a new way to make a prophet, with a dish that’s messiah than others that come with a sauce.

  6. DrLex | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 1  

    Jesus does not need sauce! Sauce is blasphemy.

  7. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    The problem with this place is that three days later you’re not hungry again.

  8. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    One pepper. Seems like Jesus is only slightly spicy.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m pretty sure this isn’t kosher.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want something with sauce, order Flying Spaghetti Monster instead.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with unleavened bread and plenty of Buddha.

  12. DrLex | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    10 yuan reduction for members. Time to get baptized!

  13. Pectolatra | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus is back! And he’s delicious!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    …. and before dessert, a selection of cheeses of Nazareth.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus, that’s good!

  16. Frank Burns | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 0  

    I ordered a water with that, but it turned into wine.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t get it with a side of fish and bread. You will be eating leftovers for days.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Sauce of Brian

  19. Sparky | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Amen.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    – Crucifixion, Sir?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus Crisp.

  22. alexmagnus | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I wanna be
    Just as close as
    The Holy Ghost is
    And cook you grand
    Without any known sauces…

  23. Dervrak | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Who says Communion can’t be a gourmet meal?

  24. Marum | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    JESUS!

  25. Marum | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This my body,
    This is my blood.

  26. Marum | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I am, because I am. Therefore I have no source.

  27. Marum | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served at the end of Lent, at the Holy Trinity Restaurant.

  28. Marum | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Would you like a little scourging on the side, Sir.

  29. Anton | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    After some research, I discovered that the Chinese is written wrong; it should be 蛏子皇, which is “razor clam”. But the Chinese is miswritten as 圣子皇 (sounds exactly the same) which is literally “holy son royal”, hence the mistranslation.

  30. Nonsuch Ned | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brings new meaning to the term Jesus Crispies

  31. Chuck | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Saying of Grace is not optional.

  32. Classic Steve | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Cooked wafers without sauce don’t sound tasty to me.

  33. Biff the Understudy | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, but which god, that’s what scares me. I don’t want to end up with Anubis on my plate.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You Must Be Crucified!

  35. Biff the Understudy | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Forget about the Son, what I really want to know is whether his Daughter has turned 18 yet.

  36. Nonsuch Ned | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “”Take this and eat it, for this is my body.”
    “Judas! No dipping!”

  37. Mr. Wrong | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    With a side order of Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.

  38. Mr. Wrong | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The sauce would just hide the natural flavour.

  39. Mr. Wrong | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Troubled by pesky Christians? We can economically stop that at the source.

    Xi’an Noodle Shop

  40. Mr. Wrong | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Flush twice later to avoid awkward resurrections.

  41. Mr. Wrong | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But our deep-fried Buddha is to die for.

  42. Mr. Wrong | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Did I tell you the one about the diner who passed his Lord in the woods?

  43. Mr. Wrong | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Said the Christian in the middle, “I’m having a ball!”

  44. Mr. Wrong | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    For I am the life and the main course.

  45. Peter | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Geez . . . OMG !

  46. Lora | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That “light” above the Chinese characters…should I walk towards it?

  47. Salome | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Who left the tabernacle unlocked?

  48. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Dad … !?!

  49. Someone | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    He died for our sins and our hunger

  50. Big Fat Cat | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese practice cannibalism.

  51. tadchem | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Available weekly at the Church of the Divine Barbecue. (Now where’s that soybean catsup?)

  52. Enclave | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You Son of a God, Im gonna cook you to no sause!

  53. Dranoel | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus. He’s not just for breakfast anymore.

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