This is where it all comes from

posted on 8 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

We don’t outsauce…

Photo courtesy of Evan C. 

27 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Comes from the nuts

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    The reservoir is underneath

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    All your basis are belong to us.

  4. Estragon | 4:13 am |

    The legends were true!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    Source of the lambs, please?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    Source = little Sour

  7. jjhitt | 4:26 am |

    No. I’m married to her and she doesn’t look anything like that.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Umami, where did I come from?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |

    Blood – sauce of all troubles

  10. bipolar bear | 4:41 am |

    This vat replenishes itself every 20 minutes from a pressurized vein of molton sauce deep within the earth’s crust.

  11. coffeebot | 5:59 am |

    Single Sauce for the global market

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:26 am |

    …and spring rolls come from a real spring.

  13. coffeebot | 7:43 am |

    Our Open Sauce allows the user/consumer access to codes/recipes

  14. Peter | 8:17 am |

    No worries . . . Authenticity guaranteed

  15. NoizeBomb | 8:40 am |

    Way better than the XO Estuary.

  16. Sparky | 8:41 am |

    There are a Chinese man and a Chinese woman working at a restaurant, fall in love and get married.
    On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, “My darling, I know you are very nervous and very frighten. “ I promise you, I will give you anything you want, I do anything you want … What you want?”
    “I want 69 ” she replies.
    He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You want … Sweet & Sour Pork?”

  17. Marum | 11:55 am |

    Goes well with the anonymous fried bits of things.

  18. Marum | 11:56 am |

    Our open source is Linux compatable

  19. Marum | 11:57 am |

    The red (hat) version.

  20. Rt | 12:06 pm |

    One does not simply order sweet and sour pork

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:23 pm |

    Ponce de León once mistook this for the steam table of youth.

  22. EffEff | 12:26 pm |

    Sourcery … makes eternal life, turns lead to gold.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:00 pm |

    Mmm… Stesed source!

  24. Lollerskate | 5:08 pm |

    There lies around 50% of the Internet gentlemen…

  25. CaucAsian | 1:34 am |

    Pray and take from this Source and you just might find yourself praying to the porcelain god…

  26. iLock | 6:17 pm |

    Stop hunger at the Source!

  27. billy | 6:08 pm |

    Red sauce or blue sauce?

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