This is where it all comes from

posted on 8 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

We don’t outsauce…

Photo courtesy of Evan C. 

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Comes from the nuts

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The reservoir is underneath

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    All your basis are belong to us.

  4. Estragon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The legends were true!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Source of the lambs, please?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Source = little Sour

  7. jjhitt | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    No. I’m married to her and she doesn’t look anything like that.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Umami, where did I come from?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Blood – sauce of all troubles

  10. bipolar bear | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This vat replenishes itself every 20 minutes from a pressurized vein of molton sauce deep within the earth’s crust.

  11. coffeebot | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Single Sauce for the global market

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    …and spring rolls come from a real spring.

  13. coffeebot | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Our Open Sauce allows the user/consumer access to codes/recipes

  14. Peter | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No worries . . . Authenticity guaranteed

  15. NoizeBomb | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Way better than the XO Estuary.

  16. Sparky | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    There are a Chinese man and a Chinese woman working at a restaurant, fall in love and get married.
    On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, “My darling, I know you are very nervous and very frighten. “ I promise you, I will give you anything you want, I do anything you want … What you want?”
    “I want 69 ” she replies.
    He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You want … Sweet & Sour Pork?”

  17. Marum | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes well with the anonymous fried bits of things.

  18. Marum | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Our open source is Linux compatable

  19. Marum | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The red (hat) version.

  20. Rt | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    One does not simply order sweet and sour pork

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ponce de León once mistook this for the steam table of youth.

  22. EffEff | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sourcery … makes eternal life, turns lead to gold.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm… Stesed source!

  24. Lollerskate | 5:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There lies around 50% of the Internet gentlemen…

  25. CaucAsian | 1:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pray and take from this Source and you just might find yourself praying to the porcelain god…

  26. iLock | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop hunger at the Source!

  27. billy | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Red sauce or blue sauce?

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