What the hele…

posted on 2 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ryan Gray.
Menu found in Shaanxi Province, China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 46  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s that smele?

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    Our secret ingredient

  3. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Could it be the prawns

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Man toilet buries you, urine soup smells you

  5. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 0  

    And it tastes like sh…

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 0  

    When you get the meal you’ll be really pissed off.

  7. Tong | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 1  

    It is our signature dish – our chef is always pissed.

  8. DrLex | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes well with the Hulu bami smell of puke.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 0  

    After eating this, urine for a hele of a night.

  10. PeeBee | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 42  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a long translation of “Pea Soup.”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! My urine smells of soup!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Soup Off

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t see many pees in there.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    I guess some ingredients come from a certain pubic place

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologise for the incontinence.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Never order cock-a-leekie soup in China.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – Do you want it served in a toilet bowl or in a toilet bowel, Sir?

  18. Salome | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s what you get when you order Number One.

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t have to get pissy about it.

  20. Chris | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha, “pee soup.”

  21. Lora | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t even want to know what their brownies smell of.

  22. Chuck | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “May I suggest the Spilt Pee Soup, mon sewer ? ”

    “Hele’s no !”

  23. Garst | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not too much that waiter you pissed off can do to mess with this meal

  24. Marum | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Well! I guess when the Chef is very busy, he has to go somewhere.

  25. Lollerskate | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: I’ve got propane in my urethra. What can I do?

    A: Cook rice.

  26. timmy | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If you think that’s bad, you should try the cream of mushroom!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hehehele!

  28. meria | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The soup is upside,you didn’t get it.
    Hele is a kind of tool to make noodles,the soup mix with meat mushroom reddik egg tomato etc.
    It’s very delicious.

  29. Maria | 7:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine for a hele treat when you order this dish!

  30. Jøshua | 9:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I want my money back Shrimp Dick!

  31. Mr. Wrong | 9:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, urine trouble now!

  32. mbv | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    do not pee in the compote, cook washes the feet in it

  33. Weepingguitar | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s how they made the soup.

  34. Casey | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Topped with a squirt of MAN-naise.

  35. Enclave | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhhhhh! Smells like home!

  36. Teal Glue | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Dutch people in the Netherlands made this soup out of their own urine.

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