Did I mention warmth?

posted on 7 Oct 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China. 

52 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Warmth is a warm wet feeling

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    “Close proximity to me, warm your…..” I’m getting hot just thinking about the possibilities!

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Warm your well I’d rather not say

  4. DrLex | 4:06 am |

    Warning: product may suffer from spontaneous self-combustion.

  5. DrLex | 4:07 am |

    Warmth is a warm. If you don’t believe me, you can shove your warm up your.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Obey the sign! We won’t give you another warming.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    You can catch a cold, but can you catch a warm?

  8. DrLex | 4:14 am |

    It is impossible to play a game of Hot or Cold here.

  9. jjhitt | 4:34 am |

    Final transmission prior to heat shield failure.

  10. jjhitt | 4:36 am |

    BTU allowance exceeded.

  11. GwydionM | 4:38 am |

    If I said you had a warm body, would you take it well away from me?

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:56 am |

    and I thought this was a warning sign for Global Warming!

  13. Pectolatra | 5:16 am |

    It looks like Global Warming will be a lovely, joyful end of the humanity.

  14. timmy | 5:21 am |

    No, I don’t feel all warm and fuzzy, so up your. pal.

  15. Frank Burns | 5:38 am |

    That is so Cool!

  16. Vulcan64 | 5:52 am |

    Warmth is a warm… Who would’ve guessed?

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |

    Thith really warmth my thoul.

  18. Sparky | 6:17 am |

    Found on an Upper Mongolia travel brochure.

  19. Chuck | 6:30 am |

    I think the obsession with warmth is a concern.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:32 am |

    WARNING: Warming of the warmth is prohibited. You have been wormed!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:33 am |

    Created by War Ming

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:41 am |

    Peculiar Coffee: Served worm

  23. Lollerskate | 6:50 am |

    It’s the surviving in a brutal winter storm mantra.

  24. Droll not Troll | 7:25 am |

    1500 x1300mm….. I guess that must be the size of warmth… 😕

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:05 am |

    Chinese warmth is 1500 x 1300mm small.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 9:21 am |

    1500x1300mm? Damn, I though 7.5x55mm Swiss was a hot round.

  27. Mark | 9:27 am |

    ‘Present your Eskimo card for 10% off’!

  28. Lora | 10:33 am |

    Redundancy is a redundantly redundant…redundantly yours.

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:42 am |

    So basically what I’m saying is please keep your cold feet away from me, in this rectangular area over here.

  30. Marum | 11:11 am |

    Than you. But I would rather slip into something cool.

  31. Marum | 11:23 am |

    1300X1500. Sorry Mai Ling. Your warmth is more than sufficiently wide, but barely half long enough. Though it would get us both warm trying, I imagine

  32. Mr. Wrong | 2:00 pm |

    Warm, warm, warm, warm.
    Warm, warm, warm, warm.
    Wonderful warm, wonderful warm!

  33. Mr. Wrong | 2:04 pm |

    Use a word nine times, and it is yours for life.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 2:05 pm |

    Warm my what? My what?

  35. Mr. Wrong | 2:06 pm |

    Welcome to Dementia 101, Lecture 1.

  36. Mr. Wrong | 2:11 pm |

    I think Webster’s definition is clearer.

  37. Mr. Wrong | 2:11 pm |

    Another Abe Simpson quote.

  38. NoizeBomb | 3:12 pm |

    Warmth is life, warmth is everything. We are the Warmth. We are warm. We do not cool. Expect warmth.

  39. iLock | 8:25 pm |

    We warmed you about this!

  40. Cecily | 9:48 pm |

    I liked the part where it said “warmth.”

  41. Jøshua | 10:32 pm |

    heating company or brothel?

  42. Droll not Troll | 12:28 am |

    It’s warmer than a fat guy’s furrery in here! I’m opening a window.

  43. Strikhedonic | 1:15 am |

    Warmth is certainly a concern when warmth is a close proximity to me.

  44. Brian | 6:16 am |

    “Hey get the hell away from me!”
    “What? I’m just enjoying warmth”

  45. Anton | 10:40 am |

    It’s an electric blanket.

  46. niye11 | 9:02 pm |

    Copy those to Google Translate,choose from Chinese to English:温暖是爱,温暖是关心,温暖是热情周到.为了一切美好的东西,让我们大家共同努力,营造温馨,享受温暖。靠近我,温暖你.
    It’s an electric blanket

  47. iLock | 10:22 pm |

    ♫ Warmth, huh, yeah
    What is it good for
    Concern, love and thoughtful
    Uh-huh
    Warmth, huh, yeah
    What is it good for.Close proximity to me,
    Say it again, y’all. ♫

  48. kioku | 8:59 am |

    Lets all work to make a warm? Wait.. is this supposed to be a new source of natural energy? People work out and we find a way to reuse the released heat/

  49. El-Juan | 1:46 pm |

    Proximity to me, equals warm your…

  50. Keyn | 3:09 am |

    You’re getting warmer…

  51. Alice | 3:58 pm |

    Warmth and I have a very complicated relationship.

  52. mouse | 3:41 pm |

    Damn, just when it was getting to the good part….

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