Like nobody’s busimess!

posted on 5 Oct 2013 in Stationery

You won’t find a better vogue syncronous…

Photo courtesy of Rachael Miller. 

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  1. algernon | 4:16 am |

    A little something for sugar daddy

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    Numerous, syncronous, rarious… and untranslateous

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Is it also adenocarcinomatous, pseudoparenchymatous or at least monocotyledonous?

  4. SF | 4:30 am |

    Packing instructions by the same author. Good luck.

  5. GwydionM | 4:59 am |

    low quality products for large businessmen to deeply suffer

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    Good luck… deciphering these instructions!

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |

    Busimessman. That’s me when I’m wrapping gifts.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |

    Applicability of low file product makes it ideal for pedicures.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    Did you ever try to wrap a senior high school? Of course it’s expensive!

  10. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:44 am |

    “I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous!”
    “What are ya gonna do?”
    “I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous!”
    “What are ya gonna do?”
    “I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous!”
    “What are ya gonna do?”
    “I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous now!”

  11. Sparky | 5:55 am |

    I’m stumped so going to pack it in.

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 6:04 am |

    Pack sand!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:22 am |

    The good luck the understanding.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:29 am |

    – Mommy, why did you wrap a man into my present?

  15. Big Fat Cat | 6:45 am |

    The presence of low-life products in various high schools is ubiquitous

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:51 am |

    ‘Twas rarious, and the species assorts did gyre and sufler in the wabe; all popular were the vogue syncronous, and the busimessman outgrabe.

  17. Stopchicks | 7:07 am |

    So…all of the cool kids go to rare, expensive schools with their books wrapped like gifts in order to please some fat busimess guy?
    I can’t keep up with these crazy fads.

  18. Ben | 7:15 am |

    @DnT: please do not attempt to gift wrap a frumious bandersnatch, let alone a jabberwock

  19. Conventi | 8:15 am |

    Story of my life.

  20. Marum | 9:36 am |

    And happy buminess to you too.

  21. Marum | 9:39 am |

    A wonderful bird is the Synchronous,
    As it leaps from bough to bough,
    It makes its nest in the Rhubarb Tree,
    And whistles like a cow.

  22. Marum | 9:41 am |

    I know what I’d like for Christmas.

    Let’s see how you’d gift wrap that.

  23. Vulcan64 | 10:03 am |

    “The species assorts with the popular vogue synchronous”
    Proof that evolution is a lie

  24. coffeebot | 10:23 am |

    it’s sufler easy to use

  25. Marum | 10:32 am |

    Welcome to our Synchronous/asynchronous Wraping Machine. This machine will have you completely wraped by Christmas continuing on into the new Year. We know you will be more than satisfied by our Wraping Machine.

    This machine come with variable size attachments to cater for the length of the wraping you require. For longer than normal requirements custom built wraping accessories are available. Delivery time is two weeks. This will give you time to prepare the site, for such a large wraping to occur. Remember to allow extra clearance to avoid injury to all involved. Custom size wraping accessories can cause injury unless the site is properly prepared.

    Congratulations on your purchase. We can assure you our Wraping Machines, will extend to lengths beyond your wildest expectations.

    Yours Faithfully

    Ramita Rytupyras. Wraping Engineer.

  26. Marum | 11:13 am |

    NOTICE TO ALL PERSONNEL.
    Do not synchronous the busy messman during tiffing, gabbywarble, or noggling time. He may become frunctious, and nibbynobble your wobbledingers.

    (God! That sent my spelling checker into hysterics)

  27. jjhitt | 2:16 pm |

    I care about the planet. Do you have any low-sulphur small businessmen?

  28. Lollerskate | 6:30 pm |

    ‘GOOD LUCK’, trying to understand anything at all, sucka!

  29. Lollerskate | 6:32 pm |

    Just don’t pack the large businessman. Your paper reserves will sufler.

  30. kioku | 4:12 am |

    there are species of wrapping paper? Do you need to fill out papers in order to adopt one?

  31. davonblr | 5:33 am |

    Scientific Method required before use.

  32. Peter | 12:13 pm |

    Engrish sure has its strange rariety of rocabulary.

  33. glegolypeck | 9:51 pm |

    I thought the vogue synchronous was extinct. Maybe it’s just endangered.

  34. Engrish are fuunnii! | 2:16 pm |

    If the vogue syncronous goes to rarious senior high school, does that mean that the vogue syncronous is rarious? And if a large businessman likes it, does that mean that HE’S rarious, too? Or does he just go to rarious senior high school? This is a mystery in the making!

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