Lock-up is so sexy…

posted on 30 Oct 2013 in Clothing

Think of it as institutional bondage…

Photo courtesy of D.M.
Child’s t-shirt found in China. 

34 captions

  1. Marum | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    Just don’t bend down to pick up the soap.

  2. Marum | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 2  

    Two old Scots named Jock and McTavish,
    Threw bacchanals wild bawdy and lavish,
    This strange contradiction ,
    Is palpable fiction,
    For they’d only each other to ravish.

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, bitchin’ T-shirt dude!

  4. Jellychop | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I guess that’s life in the penile system.
    And say it with glitter so your fellow inmates know you’re serious!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out for the screws.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone’s going down for a long time.

  7. Marum | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Sado Masochism, means never having to say you are sorry.

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    God only knows what the adult sizes are like!

  9. Frank Burns | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Childs T-shirt? ” Get busy living or get busy crying.”

  10. DrLex | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: this T-shirt will self-destruct in ten, nine, eight, …

  11. Marum | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    There are two games you never play in a nudist colony.

    One of them is leapfrog.

  12. jjhitt | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    Available in Sizes 10 to Life.

  13. Chris | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum: What’s the other one?

  14. Sparky | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Prison Weather Channel forecast for today:

    Unpleasant showers.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m prison of myself

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – What’s your pleasure, Sir? We have such signs to show you!

  17. BONG LEACH | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Confidence in getting your rectum stretched

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Kirsty Cotton: Who are you?
    Lead Chinabite: Exploders… in the further regions of incontinence. Prisons to some, angles to others.

  19. jjhitt | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Prison.. Psyche Ward.. Reform School.. Relocation Camp..
    Collect them all!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – You bought it, we came. And now… WE’LL TEAR YOUR SHIRT APART!

  21. Biff the Understudy | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PRISON: wasn’t that the theme song to the Great Teacher Onizuka drama with Sorimachi Takashi? (Actually it was POISON 😉

  22. WorrierPrincess | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I guess if adults can wear Hello Kitty merchandise, it’s okay for children to wear prison bitch T-shirts?

  23. RT | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the lolitas are out in full force!

  24. Marum | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Chris. I forget what it is called. But you line up legs apart like Tunnel Ball.
    The difference is that the end one has to crawl through the legs of all their team, until the first one is at the front again. The fastest is the winner.
    As you may imagine, doing that in the nude, you are likely to come to a sticky end.

  25. Marum | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @72nd Yes. Most people live incontinence.

  26. timmy | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you think this shirt is nice,
    you should see way I did the glitter on my orange jumpsuit, beautiful!

  27. Jøshua | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess if you are going to have sex in prison, you really should do it with confidence and maybe prtection. Thank you for the advice inmate number 6031

  28. Nonsuch Ned | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When a pedophile masochist sees this shirt on a child it confuses the man’s perversions so badly the child can run away in the confusion.

  29. uncleray | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt reminds me of the first time I went to prison.

    At first I was scared and lacked sexual confidence. However, after my first few encounters with my cellmate Ramsey, fear became pleasure. Nowadays, I just hide and destroy myself.

  30. Casey | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ll bet the back of it says “Please drop the soap.”

  31. Sarah | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Well, you can’t help who you fall in love with…

  32. a | 7:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Tagline for Oz

  33. Enclave | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah prison!!! Where rape becomes sexual confidence, fear becomes pleasure and hiding becomes destruction of the self!

  34. DaMasterVader | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not punishment, It’s a lifestyle

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