Not our best brew

posted on 6 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Drinks

Clowns love it…tastes funny

Photo courtesy of Lori Drewes.
Found in China. 

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  1. kchan | 4:05 am |

    We’ve bean thinking we may need a new approach to our coffee sales.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Particularly good

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |

    43 beans in every cup

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    I wonder how it testes

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    This coffee the assortment is numerous, and the species assorts with the popular flavor syncronous. It feels it when it drinks it.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    Coffee to go-go. Testes best with cream.

  7. DrLex | 4:32 am |

    Tastes like anything… but coffee.

  8. DrLex | 4:34 am |

    That’s one way to get rid of used motor oil.

  9. J-Luke | 4:35 am |

    Also known as tea.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    NOTE: The coffee machine is out of control

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |

    Jamaica?
    No, it brewed all by itself!

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    Makes you wonder where it’s bean.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |

    Specially blended for use as enema.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |

    Available in cheese, salami, onion and chilli flavours.

  15. GwydionM | 5:39 am |

    Tastes exactly like hot water

  16. Sparky | 6:11 am |

    Just right for the Odd Couple.

  17. Vulcan64 | 6:20 am |

    Waiter, there’s something wrong with the coffee. Can I have some more?

  18. SF | 7:03 am |

    @GwydionM

    That’s known as American coffee in Europe

  19. Lollerskate | 11:39 am |

    With carefully mixed together and put in a blender with zero clue beans.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 11:56 am |

    Offer by QueerBuck

  21. Lollerskate | 11:56 am |

    Served with mare milk

  22. WorrierPrincess | 12:57 pm |

    Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee.

  23. WorrierPrincess | 12:58 pm |

    Also this.

  24. NoizeBomb | 2:55 pm |

    Peculiar coffee, tastes ‘better’ with expired milk and Disgusting sugar. Made with raw coffee beans and sweat!

  25. RT | 3:06 pm |

    for when you want that something extra in your coffee…

  26. NoveltyFishHead | 7:43 pm |

    Has peculiar taste. :d

  27. Chuck | 8:26 pm |

    Odd. Jim never has a second cup at home.

  28. Garst | 12:14 am |

    I can’t quite tell what gives it that robust taste

  29. Joe Sixpack | 8:06 am |

    I don’t get it. Peculiar (meaning unique) Coffee with a cup with milk being poured in the coffee cup. Roasted beans in different colors. What gives?

  30. Peter | 11:22 am |

    Exclusively available from Bizarrebucks

  31. Marum | 11:12 am |

    Mein Herr, our Coffee arrived mit Ratt Schitts in the bag. Can we, in future, receive our Coffee without der Ratt Schitts?

    If it is compulsory that we receive Ratt Schitts mit our Coffeee, can we have them in separate bags. Then we can mix them to our own requirements.

    Yours faithfully.

    Helmut Harresoll. Stock Controller.

  32. jewels | 8:22 pm |

    Is it “Kopi Luwak”? … coffee beans grown in Sumatera and only the best ripened beans picked and eaten by luwaks (civet cats) and excreted still whole after being processed by the digestive juices…. this is reputed to be the best coffee.. and sold in New York at $50 a cup! It’s the running joke in “the Bucket List”.. Jack Nicholson was drinking it.. and Morgan Freeman told him later in the movie what it was….

  33. iLock | 9:35 pm |

    Vely Stlange.

  34. Myself | 2:17 pm |

    Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Coffee.

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