Not our best brew

posted on 6 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Drinks

Clowns love it…tastes funny

Photo courtesy of Lori Drewes.
Found in China. 

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  1. kchan | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve bean thinking we may need a new approach to our coffee sales.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Particularly good

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    43 beans in every cup

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I wonder how it testes

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    This coffee the assortment is numerous, and the species assorts with the popular flavor syncronous. It feels it when it drinks it.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffee to go-go. Testes best with cream.

  7. DrLex | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like anything… but coffee.

  8. DrLex | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one way to get rid of used motor oil.

  9. J-Luke | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Also known as tea.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: The coffee machine is out of control

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Jamaica?
    No, it brewed all by itself!

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes you wonder where it’s bean.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Specially blended for use as enema.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Available in cheese, salami, onion and chilli flavours.

  15. GwydionM | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes exactly like hot water

  16. Sparky | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Just right for the Odd Couple.

  17. Vulcan64 | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s something wrong with the coffee. Can I have some more?

  18. SF | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @GwydionM

    That’s known as American coffee in Europe

  19. Lollerskate | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    With carefully mixed together and put in a blender with zero clue beans.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Offer by QueerBuck

  21. Lollerskate | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with mare milk

  22. WorrierPrincess | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee.

  23. WorrierPrincess | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Also this.

  24. NoizeBomb | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Peculiar coffee, tastes ‘better’ with expired milk and Disgusting sugar. Made with raw coffee beans and sweat!

  25. RT | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    for when you want that something extra in your coffee…

  26. NoveltyFishHead | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Has peculiar taste. :d

  27. Chuck | 8:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Odd. Jim never has a second cup at home.

  28. Garst | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t quite tell what gives it that robust taste

  29. Joe Sixpack | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t get it. Peculiar (meaning unique) Coffee with a cup with milk being poured in the coffee cup. Roasted beans in different colors. What gives?

  30. Peter | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Exclusively available from Bizarrebucks

  31. Marum | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mein Herr, our Coffee arrived mit Ratt Schitts in the bag. Can we, in future, receive our Coffee without der Ratt Schitts?

    If it is compulsory that we receive Ratt Schitts mit our Coffeee, can we have them in separate bags. Then we can mix them to our own requirements.

    Yours faithfully.

    Helmut Harresoll. Stock Controller.

  32. jewels | 8:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it “Kopi Luwak”? … coffee beans grown in Sumatera and only the best ripened beans picked and eaten by luwaks (civet cats) and excreted still whole after being processed by the digestive juices…. this is reputed to be the best coffee.. and sold in New York at $50 a cup! It’s the running joke in “the Bucket List”.. Jack Nicholson was drinking it.. and Morgan Freeman told him later in the movie what it was….

  33. iLock | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vely Stlange.

  34. Myself | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Coffee.

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