That’ll teach him not to steal…

posted on 10 Oct 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Linda Anegawa.
Menu found at Italian cafe in Shinjuku, Tokyo.
“Tenaga”  means both ‘long armed’ and ‘kleptomaniac’.

39 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    You gotta be careful of those thieving crabs.

  2. jjhitt | 4:08 am |

    Justice: swift and without appetizers.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Problem? A kleptomaniac can take anything. 😉

  4. DrLex | 4:16 am |

    Please pay in advance.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    – Waiter! Where is my wallet?!

  6. DrLex | 4:20 am |

    This food will make you lighter. In your wallet, that is.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |

    The Kleptomaniac was later found hiding in the internet hole with the crab.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    – Hey! I ordered ‘pescatore of crab over shrimp and kleptomaniac’, not ‘plethora of crap over me and cereal killer’!

  9. Pectolatra | 4:41 am |

    Justice is a dish better served with seafood.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |

    Please excuse the plastic cutlery. For some reason, we can’t seem to find the silverware.

  11. iLock | 4:55 am |

    I’m so over shrimp! But I have so many random things in my pockets.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |

    We didn’t start out doing takeaways, it just happened.

  13. jjhitt | 5:25 am |

    Are you still serving breakfast? I’d like two nymphomaniacs over easy.

  14. Frank Burns | 5:35 am |

    Wynona Ryder’s favorite dish.

  15. Sparky | 6:15 am |

    Waiter, there’s nothing on my plate.

  16. Chuck | 6:21 am |

    A shop-lifting octopus is a retailer’s worst nightmare.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:30 am |

    Kleptomaniac

    ♫♪♪
    She’s a maniac, stealing in the floor
    And she’s stealing like no other shrimp before
    Kleptomaniac, stealing in the floor
    And she’s stealing like a real Pescatore

    Now I’m really crab over shrimp for her

    Kleptomaniac ….
    ♫♪♫♪

  18. Jay | 6:43 am |

    It’s the only restaurant where the main course pinches your wallet.

  19. tadchem | 8:29 am |

    Finally! Something you can take to cure kleptomania…

    There is something disturbing about the concept of ‘long-armed shrimp.”

  20. kioku | 9:06 am |

    Note to self.. don’t upset this chef or he’ll come up with a new dinner special..

  21. Marum | 9:18 am |

    The good thing about kleptomania is;

    You can always take something for it.

  22. Marum | 9:19 am |

    If I have my choice. I’ll have a nymphomaniac thanks.

  23. Marum | 9:20 am |

    I was in love with a kleptomaniac. But she left and stole my heart.

  24. Marum | 9:22 am |

    My father was a shoplifter.

    It gave him a strained back.

    Them shops sure are heavy.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 9:27 am |

    Good thing it isn’t mantis shrimp. It would kill you first and then steal your wallet.

  26. Marum | 9:56 am |

    ♫When you walk down the street,
    Like there’s wings on your feet,
    That’s pes-catore♪

  27. Marum | 9:59 am |

    Go forth Peter my son, and I will make you a pescatore of souls.

  28. Marum | 10:00 am |

    Thus spake the God of the Scampi.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:23 am |

    – Can I have a kleptomaniac to go?
    – Only a pickpocket, Sir.

  30. Vulcan64 | 12:42 pm |

    I prefer mine over calamari and serial killers.

  31. ItalianPlumber | 1:20 pm |

    Why is noone talking about the pescatore? A poor crab fisher? What did HE do?

  32. Marum | 2:26 pm |

    @tadchem.

    The concept of a “short arm” Shrimp is even more disturbing.:P)

  33. RT | 2:53 pm |

    for your blatant stealing, i sentence you to 6 months as a delicious main entree

    -judge

  34. Klaw2066 | 3:43 pm |

    Go on try it……at $4.99 it’s a steal

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:37 am |

    – Did you have any problems with our kleptomaniac, Sir?
    – Not at all. I’m a pyromaniac.

  36. Droll not Troll | 3:24 am |

    @jjhitt: ” nymphomaniacs over easy”- I don’t think there’s any other way!

  37. Lora | 1:10 pm |

    “Waiter, I’d like the shrimp and crab over pyromaniac. Char-broiled as usual.”

  38. Hb | 9:33 pm |

    And all this time I thought “sharing” your food was a time-honored Japanese tradition. How dumb of me!

  39. Sean | 6:53 pm |

    Is this the punishment for stealing in Japan?!

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