That’ll teach him not to steal…

posted on 10 Oct 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Linda Anegawa.
Menu found at Italian cafe in Shinjuku, Tokyo.
“Tenaga”  means both ‘long armed’ and ‘kleptomaniac’.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You gotta be careful of those thieving crabs.

  2. jjhitt | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    Justice: swift and without appetizers.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Problem? A kleptomaniac can take anything. 😉

  4. DrLex | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Please pay in advance.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    – Waiter! Where is my wallet?!

  6. DrLex | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This food will make you lighter. In your wallet, that is.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The Kleptomaniac was later found hiding in the internet hole with the crab.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    – Hey! I ordered ‘pescatore of crab over shrimp and kleptomaniac’, not ‘plethora of crap over me and cereal killer’!

  9. Pectolatra | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Justice is a dish better served with seafood.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Please excuse the plastic cutlery. For some reason, we can’t seem to find the silverware.

  11. iLock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m so over shrimp! But I have so many random things in my pockets.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    We didn’t start out doing takeaways, it just happened.

  13. jjhitt | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you still serving breakfast? I’d like two nymphomaniacs over easy.

  14. Frank Burns | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Wynona Ryder’s favorite dish.

  15. Sparky | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s nothing on my plate.

  16. Chuck | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A shop-lifting octopus is a retailer’s worst nightmare.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Kleptomaniac

    ♫♪♪
    She’s a maniac, stealing in the floor
    And she’s stealing like no other shrimp before
    Kleptomaniac, stealing in the floor
    And she’s stealing like a real Pescatore

    Now I’m really crab over shrimp for her

    Kleptomaniac ….
    ♫♪♫♪

  18. Jay | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the only restaurant where the main course pinches your wallet.

  19. tadchem | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally! Something you can take to cure kleptomania…

    There is something disturbing about the concept of ‘long-armed shrimp.”

  20. kioku | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Note to self.. don’t upset this chef or he’ll come up with a new dinner special..

  21. Marum | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The good thing about kleptomania is;

    You can always take something for it.

  22. Marum | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If I have my choice. I’ll have a nymphomaniac thanks.

  23. Marum | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I was in love with a kleptomaniac. But she left and stole my heart.

  24. Marum | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    My father was a shoplifter.

    It gave him a strained back.

    Them shops sure are heavy.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing it isn’t mantis shrimp. It would kill you first and then steal your wallet.

  26. Marum | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫When you walk down the street,
    Like there’s wings on your feet,
    That’s pes-catore♪

  27. Marum | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Go forth Peter my son, and I will make you a pescatore of souls.

  28. Marum | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Thus spake the God of the Scampi.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – Can I have a kleptomaniac to go?
    – Only a pickpocket, Sir.

  30. Vulcan64 | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer mine over calamari and serial killers.

  31. ItalianPlumber | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is noone talking about the pescatore? A poor crab fisher? What did HE do?

  32. Marum | 2:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @tadchem.

    The concept of a “short arm” Shrimp is even more disturbing.:P)

  33. RT | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    for your blatant stealing, i sentence you to 6 months as a delicious main entree

    -judge

  34. Klaw2066 | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Go on try it……at $4.99 it’s a steal

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Did you have any problems with our kleptomaniac, Sir?
    – Not at all. I’m a pyromaniac.

  36. Droll not Troll | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: ” nymphomaniacs over easy”- I don’t think there’s any other way!

  37. Lora | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waiter, I’d like the shrimp and crab over pyromaniac. Char-broiled as usual.”

  38. Hb | 9:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And all this time I thought “sharing” your food was a time-honored Japanese tradition. How dumb of me!

  39. Sean | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the punishment for stealing in Japan?!

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