Vegan bacon available upon request

posted on 25 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Chicken:  “I was told I wouldn’t be eaten…”

Photo courtesy of Fleur Verbiest.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

31 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    – Medium-itchy, please.

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Sorry I can’t stomach this!

  3. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Better than irritable vegetable bowel

  4. Mick | 4:16 am |

    If symptoms persist, please see your local chef.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |

    When you have chicken served to a vegetarian, they got irritated and agitated.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    – Waiter! Don’t you have a chicken who eats meat?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    Yes, I suppose a plate of chicken gizzard would irritate a vegetarian.

  8. Lollerskate | 4:23 am |

    After having your temples exploded time and time again, you’d be irritated too!

  9. JohnZ | 4:24 am |

    “You are what you eat” the chef said to some irritated vegetarian customers who complained.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    You have to admire that chicken, it had a lot of guts.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |

    – Would you like something to drink, Sir?
    – Scratch, please.

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 4:52 am |

    Just do one more of those “funny” clucks and I’ll rip your f—-ing face off!

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    I’ll have the laid-back, carnivorous chicken gizzard.

  14. jjhitt | 5:17 am |

    Freshly plucked from our organic gizzard garden.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |

    When there’s German type sexual harassment in the kitchen, it’s not surprising that some of the other dishes are irritable.

  16. Sparky | 6:38 am |

    Is an irritable chicken the same as an angry cock? Just wondering.

  17. Chris | 7:08 am |

    @ Sparky: No, that’s a pissed off chicken.

  18. WorrierPrincess | 7:17 am |

    We use only humanely euthanized tofurkeys. So don’t be irritated.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:18 am |

    Approved by Veteran Vegetarian Veterinarians

  20. Cecily | 7:24 am |

    ♫It’s a chic-ken gizzard, there has to be a twist
    A chic-ken gizzard, there ain’t no meat in this!

    Why do you think they did it? (I don’t know!)
    But it’s not so good

    It’s a to-fu gizzard, and it makes me mad
    It’s a to-fu gizzard, and it tastes real bad!♫

  21. Lora | 8:53 am |

    Everyone keeps saying “tastes like chicken”. That’s why it’s so irritated.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 9:24 am |

    Irritable chicken must be a close relative of Chicken Rude and Unreasonable.

  23. Todd | 10:34 am |

    Everyone knows that this dish is a treatment for irritable bowl syndrome. It keeps all the bowls nice and happy.

  24. Marum | 11:55 am |

    That would be a bit of a grind.

  25. Droll not Troll | 5:59 pm |

    @Cecily: Good one! I knew there had to be a gizzard/wizard joke here somewhere.

  26. Droll not Troll | 6:02 pm |

    @Sparky: I dunno; that’s a hard one. 😛

  27. Marum | 12:44 am |

    It’s not the chicken who is irritable.
    It’s the Chef.
    He is irritable, ignoble, incompetent, and incontinent.
    Don’t drink the gravy.

  28. Marum | 1:30 am |

    The Song of The Mock Chicken.

    ♫ Beautiful gizzard so lovely and fresh,
    Lovingly made without any flesh,

    Chorus: Beautiful bountiful stew,
    Beautiful bountiful stew.

    Chorus:

    Beautiful gizzard so tasty and sweet,
    Carefully made out of Soy and Buckwheat.

    Chorus:

    Beautiful gizzard so wholesome and pure,
    Seasoned with cow dung and horse manure.

    Chorus:

  29. sungrasses | 11:08 am |

    chinese restaurateurs like to note on their menus the final emotion of each animal before it was butchered for your plate.

  30. sungrasses | 11:13 am |

    “our menu is categorized by emotion, so that you may taste the displeasure of our livestock.”

  31. Hairy Potter | 9:56 pm |

    Irritable Chicken Syndrome

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.