Where Indian babies come from?

posted on 21 Oct 2013 in Toys

I wish I had a little Indian in me…

Photo courtesy of Mark Cormier.
Indiana Jones bootleg toy found in Costa Rica
(likely imported from China). 

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Not a tart

  2. Jonnytbone | 4:03 am |

    Tonto had it.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Hi ho Silver

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Country vs. Indian’s punk

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Warning: May contain Lascar seamen.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    The Indians are coming! The Indians are coming!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    Also called ‘Crème Fatale’. You can get some in one of those Hair Saloons at dawn.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    Indian is made at here!

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:41 am |

    With that delicious, creamy Navaho center.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |

    Inspired by ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Spunk’

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:57 am |

    The cowboys like shooting Indian women with their big guns.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:08 am |

    All vulgar entries, spem, etc. will be shot.

  13. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:35 am |

    I remember reading that the Mary Tyler Moore show was based on a play that took place in the 1870s, involving a newspaper editor and a young native American woman breaking into reporting. But I had no idea there was a line of toys based on that.

  14. Sparky | 6:23 am |

    My girlfriend came up to bed the other night and said, ‘I want something 10 inches long and full of spunk.’

    ‘No froblem,’ I replied and gave her one of my socks from under the bed!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:36 am |

    Side product of Harris on Ford

  16. jjhitt | 7:25 am |

    Not tonight Krishna, I have a headache.

  17. Marum | 7:56 am |

    @algenon. Did you know Kemo Sabe means stupid.

  18. Marum | 8:00 am |

    One of the Gods came down and had a great night with an Earth-woman.

    Realizing the next day that he had not introduced himself, and feeling remorseful, he returned to Earth.

    He found the young lady and said: “By the way. I’m Thor.”

    She said. ‘YOU’RE THOR! I CAN’T EVEN PITH!!!

  19. Droll not Troll | 8:08 am |

    CAUTION: Keep out of children.

  20. Marum | 8:54 am |

    Q. Why is the Indian navy like a used condom?

    A. It’s full of useless seamen.

  21. Lora | 8:58 am |

    So “spunk” doesn’t just mean “bold and courageous” any more? I feel so old…next I’ll probably find out gay means something other than being really happy.

  22. Marum | 9:40 am |

    @Lora. Don’t try to get to the “end of the rainbow” then.:)

  23. Marum | 9:45 am |

    This Italian bloke goes into a Bank, for a home Loan.

    The bloke on the information counter says to him: “I’ll get the loan arranger.”

    The Italian bloke replies: “And hi a ho a Silver to you a too!”

  24. jjhitt | 10:01 am |

    @Lora Bad is good. Cool is hot.

  25. Lollerskate | 10:19 am |

    …Now common merchandise? Boy, no wonder they grow so much…

  26. Biff the Understudy | 11:50 am |

    “… swaller these warts.”

  27. Jøshua | 3:56 pm |

    contains small parts, may be a choking hazard

  28. RT | 6:36 pm |

    pimping for native americans ain’t easy…

    you know how hard it is to properly send a smoke signal to a new girl without the wind blowing it to your girlfriend?!?

  29. timmy | 8:08 pm |

    Do ya feel lucky, spunk? Well do ya?

    Got any Indian in you?

  30. iLock | 7:40 am |

    This was found in the alternative ending to “The Indian In The Cupboard”

  31. Mr. Wrong | 8:30 pm |

    Just what you want under the Christmas tree.

  32. deadpixelzombie | 10:08 am |

    For the spunk, he took off the mask!

  33. DaMasterVader | 9:20 am |

    You had me at “Indian Spunk”

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