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Inconvience is where the money is!
Photo courtesy of Kris Cassidy.
Found at the Lama Temple in Beijing.
(216 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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Judging from the colors, this has to be Ikea…
Ooh I hope they build an inconvenience store!
The Ikea concept taken to its logical conclusion: you have to build the store if you want to shop there. The ultimate inconvenience store.
I’m in this structure for instruction!
And I’m here only because you speak Engrish. Do you understand? Thanks!
– Look out, there are Llamas!
We built this city on ro-o-o-cky so-o-oil!
Please scale this wall on your way to work. Drivers can purchase propellers from any local inconvenient stores.
We are in this together…
Must be building an Irony Store.
“I am in this can for a smoke” — Prince Albert
No problem, Lama Temple. I will order an order of Exploding Temple Chicken Cube and this will get rid of the inconvenience.
Nasty things, lama bites.
First Noble Truth: Suffering is inevitable, so let’s suffer as much as possible.
You can bet this is a union project.
Projectile lama spit can be very inconvenient, indeed.
a pleasant shopping experience is our number two guarantee!
We are Dollar Lamas
Every morning we have a meeting on how to make your life more Hellish.
All toilets in this building have been discommoded.
♪ ♫
Nobody knows the troubles you’ll see
Nobody knows your sorrow ♪ ♫
You once told me that you were in it for the enlightenment. What happened to you, Lama Temple? You used to be cool.
Building the future, one prick at a time.
We put the damn in the damn-a-lama-ding-dong.
…and we stayed for the incontinence.
Luckily, it’s a pre-fab Men’s Room.
An “Inconvenience” pees on you.
This bloke went to the Zoo.
He saw a sign:
BEWARE THE LLAMA SPITS
And he was.
@Auntie. Irony lost its relevance, when Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize.
@BTU. Wow! That’s an alternative reality, regarding the term shopping.
A “flat-pak” store, which you have to assemble, before you can go shopping there.
All of the nails, screws, nuts, bolts, etc. were delivered to the site at the same time in a single dump truck.
This just goes to show, even Ikea’s stuff is somehow made in China
The person who made the sign obtained the translation from the Internet, right here: http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/466176488.html
In the meantime, enjoy the inconvenience.
At last, the truth about construction works!