It has its ups and downs…

posted on 20 Nov 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Brad M.
Japanese says: “elevators and toilets this way”. 

44 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    This elevator has 5 buttons.
    Door open
    Door close
    #1
    #2
    Flush

  2. algernon | 4:11 am |

    Somethings go up while others go down

  3. algernon | 4:13 am |

    Go anywhere you like

  4. iLock | 4:14 am |

    I always go up to the top floor just to give me more time.
    I don’t like being in the middle of my business when the doors open and I see a bunch of people standing there.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    This is wrong on so many levels.

  6. iLock | 4:15 am |

    Clean up on Level 1 and 2, that’s a clean up on Level 1 and 2, thank you.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    And you though a fart in an elevator was bad!

  8. iLock | 4:17 am |

    ♫ Elevators and toilets this way! Walk this way!
    …Excrete in an elevator! Wipin’ my bum when I’m goin’ down! ♫

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    You take the blue man – the story ends, you wake up in a toilet and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red woman – you stay in Wonderland and it will show you how deep the elevator-hole goes.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    For emergency evacuation, please use the stairs.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    Urinal rising and falling in front of the me

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    Toilet bowel movement?

  13. Marum | 5:11 am |

    One usually finds, that a runaway elevator is a sure fire cure for constipation.

  14. jjhitt | 5:20 am |

    I take my chances on the exploding stairs outside.

  15. jjhitt | 5:25 am |

    Flush twice, it’s a long way to the lobby.

  16. eir | 5:27 am |

    Is it equipped with an elevator security camera?

  17. DrLex | 5:35 am |

    That must be one hell of a slow elevator if it requires its own toilets.

  18. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:50 am |

    “First floor number 1
    Second floor number 2.
    Third floor ladies’ lingerie.”

  19. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:51 am |

    I guess the guy on top is bi since he goes both ways.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:46 am |

    In case of stuck elevator, please use the designated men’s and women’s pee corners.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 6:47 am |

    Elevated toilet is much preferred than elevator toilet

  22. Sparky | 6:59 am |

    For people always on the go.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 7:52 am |

    “Out of Order. Please Use Stairway Toilet.”

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 9:17 am |

    The women’s elevator has a couch in it.

  25. Nonsuch Ned | 9:23 am |

    And fair warning, there’s a bidet on the escalator.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 10:46 am |

    In case you need to throw up, or throw down.

  27. Martin | 11:08 am |

    “Japanese says: ‘elevators and toilets this way’. ”

    That may be the meaning, but there’s no “and”; it literally says “As for elevator toilet, this way.”

  28. Peter | 11:18 am |

    Toilet in the lift, or lift in the toilet?

  29. Geiginni | 11:45 am |

    At least it’s not a paternoster!

  30. Chuck | 12:05 pm |

    @Geiginni: Let us pray that it is not !

  31. tadchem | 1:07 pm |

    Where to go, where to go?

  32. Lora | 3:03 pm |

    Foe people who need the toilet because they’re ‘coming down’ with something.

  33. RT | 3:54 pm |

    japan is so high-tech and innovative, it wouldn’t surprise me if they invented a motorized scooter with a fully operational toilet seat

  34. GwydionM | 4:25 pm |

    No need to go to the toilet, it comes to you.

    If you mind the smell, take the stairs.

  35. Mr. Wrong | 9:34 pm |

    I’ll take the upper elevator, please.

  36. combat_rock | 2:56 am |

    “Could you hold that door?”

    “Trust me lady, you aren’t going to want to be in here in a second”

  37. nocturnal YL | 3:31 am |

    Actually, Japanese says “Elevator toilet this way”. No “and”.

  38. Cecily | 1:08 pm |

    Elevator Toilet: For an uplifting excretory experience.

  39. Hunter | 1:21 am |

    I’m guessing it’s large and square.

  40. jimmy apchoo | 5:59 am |

    a bathroom challenger has arrived !

  41. JulieM | 1:55 am |

    For those who not need privacy, escalator toilet available as well.

  42. T | 6:53 pm |

    Go when and where you “have to go”. XD

  43. Alice | 5:30 pm |

    Hello, sir or madam!
    Will you be going to Floor #1?
    Or will you be going to Floor #2?

  44. justice | 9:38 am |

    Going down! *flush*

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