They grow up so fast!

posted on 11 Nov 2013 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Jade Gehringer.
Found in Thailand. 

40 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    By the yard

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Does a beer shot in the woods?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 38  Subtract rating 1  

    This outfit is available in lager sizes.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Urinate the beer

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    CAUTION: Drink on your own Rick

  6. JohnZ | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    The story of the three beers, an ethanol tale.

  7. Jellychop | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what they mean by bottle feeding.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Beer for my little deer

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s definitely something bruin.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The moon beer comes from the yeast of Asia.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    As bear is to ursine, beer is to urine.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Born to be drunk

    Like a new born child
    I was born, born to be drunk
    Now I’m bored to be child
    I love beer, not junk

    Born to be drunk
    Bored to be child…
    ♪♬

  13. ItalianPlumber | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A father&son partner outfit might actually sell pretty well.

  14. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    You wouldn’t be here without it, kid.

  15. MICKEYGREENEYES | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Mom, please buy lots and lots of Huggies.

  16. Ben | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Megatokyo fans: c4p7ur3 7h3 833r!

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    assiGn 6-9. Is this a sign of something else the kid will love when it grows up? 😈

  18. Silly Uncle Willy | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The kid might grow up with a beer beary.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Winnie the Pee, friend of Hiccup Kitty.

  20. jjhitt | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    “Somebody’s been drinking my beer” Papa Bear said.
    “Somebody’s been drinking my beer” Mama Bear said.
    “Sh.t! They smoked all the weed, too.” Baby Bear said.

  21. Sparky | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And it has nothing to do with sloppy genes.

  22. GwydionM | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Today’s the day the teddy-beers have their picnic.

    Definitely avoid those woods!

  23. Lollerskate | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops!

  24. Biff the Understudy | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I love beer goggles.

  25. Chuck | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    …in a sippy stein.

  26. Peter | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If only bears could bear with beer.

  27. Paolo | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    How many beers can a bare bear bear?

  28. Lora | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Once upon a time there were three beers. A lager, a light draft, and a non-alcoholic root variety…

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mo-.. Hicc, Mommy! I see, hicc, white mice!

  30. Marum | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The pink bears arrive after the tenth schooner.

  31. Marum | 12:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Ten bears bearing beer bouncing on a bier,
    And if one bear bearing beer blindly blunders off the bier,
    There would be nine bears bearing beer bouncing on a bier.

    NOTE: You have to skoal a pint after each verse.

  32. Marum | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Entschuldigen sie mir. Title = DRINKING GAME #1

  33. Marum | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For they, who are incapable of sitting quietly in one spot, and getting pithed.

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I love it so much I can’t tell you how often I rolled over in the morning to find a strange bear in my bed.

  35. coffeebot | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Number 1 threat to America: Beers

  36. Cecily | 12:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around
    Teddy bear, teddy bear, touch the ground
    Teddy bear, teddy bear, under arrest
    You just failed your sobriety test.

  37. dt | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You could sell these in Wisconsin. Lots of them.

  38. TheMissingNTLDR | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Caption on next clothing product: “Please beer with us while we put the spelling right.”

  39. Quixilver | 10:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it also says “ass ign” 69 !! :O

  40. Joanne Gray | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This product is clearly aimed at the Geordie consumer. They start the bairns early on Tyneside, why aye man!

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