Where should I go if I really need to dumb?

posted on 4 Nov 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Jordan Hester.
Japanese says: “Do not dump garbage here”. 

41 captions

  1. algernon | 4:09 am |

    This space for the intelligent only.

  2. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Do you get to wear the point hat and sit in the corner

  3. timmy | 4:28 am |

    Dump kids. Don’t take this off.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    This is a louding zone.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |

    This area is subject to regular zombie attacks. They come for the brains.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:15 am |

    Do not dumb here! Any dumb person sitting here will be towed away in a dumb truck.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:23 am |

    Silence of the Dumbs

  8. DrLex | 5:26 am |

    Don’t be a smart-ass, dumb elsewhere!

  9. WorrierPrincess | 5:27 am |

    If you dumb here, we’ll make sure you smart.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:29 am |

    Dumb Area 51 instead

  11. jjhitt | 5:35 am |

    I’ve been ticketed for illegally operating a dumb area.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |

    If you move your lips while reading this sign…… GOTCHA!

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:52 am |

    Like, duhhhh!

  14. Ben | 6:35 am |

    Found in the US Capitol. They have designated smart areas the way most airports have designated smoking areas.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 6:47 am |

    I bet there’s a fine for dumbing there.

  16. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:08 am |

    But I really gotta pinch an oaf!

  17. Frank Burns | 7:19 am |

    And everyone thinks it’s easy to get into DeVry.

  18. Sparky | 7:45 am |

    That’s good. I’m just stupid, not dumb.

  19. Sparky | 7:46 am |

    For flying elephants with big ears?

  20. Maggots | 7:48 am |

    This is probably where the intelligent ones live…

  21. Marum | 9:49 am |

    MENSA BUILDING!

  22. Biff the Understudy | 10:01 am |

    If you want numb area, please go to dentist or hospital.

  23. Lora | 10:19 am |

    Take your garbage to the dumb – I mean dump!

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 10:48 am |

    Do not Dumb here, but you’re free to visit the sports bar around the corner.

  25. Chuck | 11:21 am |

    The dumbing down of the Engrish language.

  26. Peter | 12:15 pm |

    No dumbing, eh?
    Ok let’s dump here.

  27. Nonsuch Ned | 4:12 pm |

    can I do a stupid?

  28. Nonsuch Ned | 4:19 pm |

    dumb no moron my stoop

  29. NoizeBomb | 4:39 pm |

    Anyone caught dumbing here will be fine, and put to prison. Having fun is prohibited here. We would want to talk about the stock market instead.

  30. Classic Steve | 4:52 pm |

    Sincerely, the Japan chapter of Mensa.

  31. Anomoly | 6:07 pm |

    I was dumb when I read the message and it made me very confusion and headache too much.

  32. Marum | 7:17 pm |

    I MAY WELL BE MAD, BUT THAT DOES NOT IMPLY THAT I AM EITHER DUMB, OR STUPID.

    (Sori tumas long “Caps Lock” i stap)

  33. Jøshua | 11:54 pm |

    Do not deaf, dumb, and especially do not be blind. Blind some place else.

  34. DragonLady | 2:22 am |

    Lisa, no Bart

  35. Casey | 9:31 am |

    But I gotta unload a major dumb.

  36. Atli | 3:26 am |

    I think I just found the world’s best forum weapon.

  37. Hb | 3:20 am |

    Please speak elsewhere, thank you very much!

  38. kemi242 | 9:46 am |

    May I smart here?

  39. Alice | 4:21 pm |

    If you need to dumb something, try the waste-your-time disposal.

  40. Juju | 10:30 pm |

    Dumb elsewhere, lah.

  41. Petey | 3:10 pm |

    I told you not to dumb here. What are you, stupid?

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