Your choice.

posted on 26 Nov 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Can I pick enjoy?

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Spotted in China. 

34 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Such a pain

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    What’s the drill

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Just pull it.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Dental is the new mental

  5. JohnZ | 4:29 am |

    Pain or gain.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    It endures the treatment or else it gets the Hoson again.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    So I get to choose between lidocaine and nitrous oxide?

  8. Vulcan64 | 4:51 am |

    We only apply the anesthetics on request

  9. Tong | 5:24 am |

    I can’t chose, I am just going to put my hand in his pocket and say, “Now, we are not going to hurt each other, are we?”

  10. DrLex | 5:29 am |

    The translation is correct, it is what the Chinese text says. Maybe having holes drilled in your teeth without anesthetics is a Chinese macho thing…

  11. jjhitt | 5:35 am |

    Gas or thick leather straps: which will it be?

  12. jjhitt | 5:36 am |

    Do you want a filling? Or an Around The World filling?

  13. Stopchicks | 5:40 am |

    The only “enjoy” part I’ve ever experienced at the dentist is the sugar-free sucker at the end.

  14. J-Luke | 6:03 am |

    “endure” relates to the client; “enjoy” relates to the specialist, especially regarding the bill…

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:13 am |

    Dr. Gumby: ‘WE FORGOT THE ANESTHETIC!!’

  16. Ben | 6:18 am |

    Masticate or masochist?

  17. Big Fat Cat | 6:52 am |

    If I get the woman in the picture to have my dental work, I will endure and enjoy the treatment by her hands.

  18. Chuck | 7:11 am |

    …and what doesn’t make you stronger will kill you.

  19. timmy | 7:25 am |

    I tell my wife this every third Tuesday.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 8:19 am |

    Must be an ORthodontist.

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:33 am |

    I remember this from Little Shop of Horrors.

  22. GwydionM | 9:01 am |

    For he can thoroughly enjoy
    The dentist if he pleases

  23. Marum | 9:36 am |

    We administer pain killers before we give you the bill.

  24. Marum | 9:40 am |

    I’m lucky. I have very numb teeth. I’ve been known to fall asleep in the dentists chair. Doesn’t that piss him off.

    I am sure they enjoy you feeling afraid of them.

  25. Sparky | 10:15 am |

    Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.

    The dentist says: “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”

    The woman replies: “Yes. We’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we?”

  26. ccY | 10:26 am |

    But doc, I’m allergic to Hoson, can I have the Hobson’s choice
    instead?

  27. Lora | 12:35 pm |

    One time the dentist told me, “Stop screaming! I haven’t touched your tooth. In fact you’re not even in the chair, yet!”
    I told him, “I know, you’re standing on my foot!”

  28. Lollerskate | 3:54 pm |

    Sex in a nutshell (for women).

  29. RT | 4:34 pm |

    S & M Dentists; where we make sure you feel good

  30. NoizeBomb | 4:45 pm |

    Enduring it is especially difficult when there is a sign that says ‘Do not scream.’

  31. Marum | 6:10 pm |

    @jjhitt. When an Asian lady saw fit to bestow her favours on me for a few years, In addition to a very expensive bauble, I gave her an Around The World filling on her birthday. (ie MTVB) Took me near 3 hrs.

    “Enjoy” did not even begin to describe her reaction.(and mine)

    What a lucky man I am.

  32. iLock | 10:37 pm |

    Besides,you have no other option.

  33. Hexogen | 8:50 pm |

    I can’t see the mistake…Endure (the pain) or enjoy (the treatment).

  34. Alice | 5:40 pm |

    And this is why some people don’t like going to the dentist

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