Always wondered what was in there…

Well its one way of going up and down

Do they have a toilet in there too.

Stopping pulling me off, I want to get off the elevator by myself.

Must be that elevator toalette

Nevermind where they found it, how the f*** did anyone lose an elevator in the first place??

Probably the place with most different objects per inch in the whole shopping mall.

Something is rising and falling in front of me and it’s not a Piglet …

Handbags imported from Gallifrey.

Ah, women… Who would understand them?

In case of elevator malfunction, use ladders in stockings.

– Excuse me, where can I find the men’s elevator?

Shoplifting is really getting out of hand!

Fire extinguishers located in men’s pants.

– Hey Betty! Did you find the elevator?
– Thankfully, yes. It’s been stuck between my car and a wad of Kleenex!

I always suspected that some women’s handbags were bigger on the inside.

– I think you put too much elevator on your nose, honey

Almost a stairway to heaven.

NOTE: Press ‘Do me’ button to enter

She must be a Doraemon

This explains why yesterday I saw a women’s handbag take the shape of a 1960’s London Police box.

On what level can I get some pantiholes?

And she lost her keys on the 9th floor.
“i know they’re in there *somewhere*…”

And I’ve got an escalator in my wallet.

Is that an elevator in your handbag or are you just glad — oh, YOU know!

I’ve always wondered why my wife drags that huge purse around with her.

@MICKEYGREENEYES: Just in case you wanted to go down. 😛

CAUTION: In case it doesn’t go up, start the evaculation procedure

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of the world’s tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cable snaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground. The emergency brakes don’t work, the emergency phone doesn’t work, and they both begin to panic. The woman screams, “We’re going to die!”, rips of all herclothes, throws herself on the floor and says to the man, “Make me feel like a woman again!” So, he pulls off his jacket, throws it on the floor and says, “Pick that up, bitch.”

Hey girl, let me hitch a ride in your handbag.

Hey baby, you going up? Can I hop in the sack, and ride with you?

Brains located in men’s pants. 😛

The best purse is made by Otis.

Must be from the same kind of woman that renders a black hole in your bank account…

A @ Lora. At least one head is useful then.

CAUTION: Women’s handbags may contain small parts (coins, credit cards, elevators…)

Does that mean there is one elevator in each handbag, or that all the bits is hidden at random bit by bit in every handbag?

It’s Ok. I found it between the packet of condoms, and the vibrator..

WARNING:

Unknown elevator detected. Please wait…

Ugh . . . just show me the lift located in the men’s briefcases.

Funny, I don’t feel TARDIS.

so basically, the handbags women carry are like hammerspace

Road To Hell located in Cosmetics

How massive must a woman’s handbag be to fit an elevator? Talk about an inconvenience that women must understand!

worm hole in your pocket?

It must be the kind of bag Hermione Granger carried.

Stares located at woman’s chest.

You’ll never find it in there

So that’s how Mary Poppins did it.

So that’s why my purse is so heavy..

Escalator located in men’s pockets.