Come here and flip my switch

posted on 2 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Does that turn you on?

Photo courtesy of Alexis Chan.
Spotted in Chinese hotel. 

48 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    It’s ‘ON’!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Turn it on to turn me on

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Toilet illumination, so you can see where you’ve been.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: It’s on because IT’S ON! 😉

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    And that’s why I love lamp!

  6. algernon | 4:12 am |

    Doesn’t fit

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Are you AC or DC?

  8. algernon | 4:14 am |

    It lights when you spend

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    If you keep on flashing at me, what happens will be your own volt.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    JUST DO ME.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    Dammit, she’s ES27 and I’m B22! Where can I get an adaptor?

  12. GwydionM | 4:53 am |

    Look to the right for the “Do Someone Else” switch.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:57 am |

    @ Droll not Troll: It’s ON even when it’s OFF! o_O

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |

    The switch for the exhaust fan probably has a “Blow me” setting.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:19 am |

    What’s the name of this Chinese hotel? It must be a 7-star with such facilities!

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:42 am |

    It’s not working. I think it’s erectrical trouble.

  17. WorrierPrincess | 5:46 am |

    One anonymous hotel in China has learned to cater to the strange desires of The Toilet Illuminati during their annual conventions.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:03 am |

    Illumination of the Lamps

  19. Ben | 6:04 am |

    That’s the switch for the red light out in the hallway.

  20. Lollerskate | 6:20 am |

    Does it come with background sax?

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:30 am |

    The centre switch will give you telepathic ability.

  22. Sparky | 6:33 am |

    This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.

  23. Sparky | 6:37 am |

    Don’t push the center switch. Jack Nicholson will break through the stall door with an axe saying I’m Back!!

  24. timmy | 7:46 am |

    The illuminaughty is everywhere.

  25. J-Luke | 8:54 am |

    That switch is not something to make light of…

  26. Marum | 9:49 am |

    I find the concept of a mirror lamp to be a little disturbing.

  27. GwydionM | 9:52 am |

    All the fun of The Shining in the privacy of your own toilet

  28. Marum | 10:45 am |

    @DNT “to see where you’ve been”

    Maybe: To see where you’ve went.

  29. Marum | 10:47 am |

    ELECTRICAL SAFETY HAZARD

    Do not insert small parts.

  30. Marum | 10:48 am |

    Also: Do not try to see if you can pee high enough to hit the switch.

  31. Marum | 10:49 am |

    Peeing on the switch, will result in your trimming the wick before you light a candle.

  32. Silly Uncle Willy | 10:55 am |

    No! I said bring me a do me light!

  33. Chuck | 11:48 am |

    So, what combination will give me back-lighting on my back-side ?

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:53 pm |

    Oops! Sorry. I didn’t mean to turn you on.

  35. Auntie | 1:38 pm |

    I was hoping to see Christmas lights strung up in the ‘loo.

  36. Vulcan64 | 2:05 pm |

    Historians have preserved this 14th century toilet illumination for hundreds of years.

  37. Cecily | 2:06 pm |

    They should have put “Shinning lamp”! Do they want to get sued?

  38. RT | 4:09 pm |

    why is the lamp vibrating?

  39. NoizeBomb | 4:55 pm |

    Hotelon’s ultimate weapon, the Shining Lamp, also used with the Illuminating Gundam.

  40. pasdrole | 8:22 pm |

    The Red Light District has moved to the Gloryhole.

  41. Mr. Wrong | 9:11 pm |

    That washroom gives the best lamp.

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:46 am |

    Oops! I did it again

  43. RT | 3:17 pm |

    oh, so that’s what you meant when you said you wanted one nightstand

  44. Casey83 | 9:57 am |

    Lights, camera, ACTION!

  45. Jakey | 10:20 am |

    Why is the lamp moaning?

  46. AlexB | 12:25 pm |

    That and a little wine will get you some.

  47. Catmom | 8:47 pm |

    Go lamp yourself!

  48. Alice | 5:47 pm |

    Can we please do that in the dark? Where people can’t see us?

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.