Flesh caught!

posted on 31 Dec 2013 in Menus

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    tsuna, comes in big waves

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I’d judge the Carupaccho myself

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    – The one with a swimming beard, please

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    I hope the judge gives them a herring in court.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Can you make sashimi from barristercuda?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    At least they’re not flied

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    Sanshumor i? Sounds like they’ve found a use for the down-voting trolls.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |

    – Waiter! This fish is law!
    – I’m very sorry Sir, but I don’t know anything about it.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 5:17 am |

    I think I’ll have the octopus with a writ of habeas corpus, please.

  10. jjhitt | 5:41 am |

    “This is the city – Los Angeles, California. My name is Joe Friday. I work here; I’m a fish.”

  11. jjhitt | 5:43 am |

    Sans humori — “without humor”

  12. Frank Burns | 6:02 am |

    I fought the law and the fish won.

  13. Frank Burns | 6:07 am |

    You say “samon”, I say “salmon”, let’s call the whole thing off.

  14. GwydionM | 6:46 am |

    law fish – specialising in ribel actions

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:55 am |

    Someone court the fish from the dock. How do they keep them fresh? Just ice.

  16. Mr. Wrong | 7:46 am |

    You know you’re in trouble when your legal team is on the menu.

  17. Mr. Wrong | 7:49 am |

    With this legal representation, you’d better not drop your soap in the shower.

  18. coffeebot | 7:50 am |

    law humor

  19. Sparky | 8:02 am |

    Menu from Finland.

  20. Sparky | 8:04 am |

    The chef is Jack the Kipper.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 8:17 am |

    law fish – Herro Kitty favolite food

  22. Marum | 9:15 am |

    What were you saying my car was up, before you sneezed?

  23. Marum | 9:17 am |

    Jokes about women and fish, are rather tasteless.

    So. I will not tell any such jokes here.

  24. Marum | 9:22 am |

    Verily I say unto you. Am I my brother’s Kipper?

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:23 am |

    Ah! I see Legal Sea Foods has opened a new location in Japan.

  26. Marum | 9:25 am |

    The local Sushi Bar was robbed by an octopus this afternoon.

    The robber was described as two feet tall, greyish in colour, and very well armed.

    BOOM BOOM!

  27. Lora | 9:26 am |

    This isn’t a menu, this is…

    THE LAW FISH DEPARTMENT’S MOST WANTED LIST!

    These fish are armed (or finned), and dangerous. Wanted for assault with projectile ink, lack of a sense of humor, and trying to convince people that salmonella are really just female salmon. If you spot any of these criminals, please report them to the local authorities or just get out the soy sauce and maybe some wasabi and eat them.

  28. Marum | 9:29 am |

    AWWW! I once had a pet Salmon named Ella.

  29. Marum | 9:31 am |

    @ Mr Wrong. If you do, you may get your backside washed in a most unexpected manner.

  30. WorrierPrincess | 9:46 am |

    A regal dining experience.

  31. Mineko Unabara | 11:03 am |

    Time to bring the law fish to the food court.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:18 pm |

    Let’s bleak the raw

  33. Sparky | 1:28 pm |

    She shimmies when she walks.

  34. Peter | 3:08 pm |

    Yikes . . . watch out for Maguromi !

  35. Marum | 3:12 pm |

    I Tako the octopus have spoken.

    When eating Sashimi watch out for the cave of Nori the evil one.

  36. Marum | 3:15 pm |

    @Peter. Only the female ones. :-#

  37. Marum | 3:20 pm |

    Who’d want to be a salmon?

    You wander the world’s oceans for years, until you find the stream of your birth. Then you swim upstream against the current for the rest of your life, until you reach your destination. Then you get screwed and die.

  38. Lollerskate | 3:21 pm |

    I bet any of the three sashimies does a better job than most lawyerses.

  39. Droll not Troll | 9:27 pm |

    I hope they remove the scales of justice before they make sashimi.

  40. timmy | 11:34 pm |

    The mob boss was found guilty.
    Now his former councel is swimming with the fishes!

  41. Chuck | 6:36 pm |

    Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a carp ?

    A. One is a dirty bottom-feeder and the other is a fish !

    Ba-dum-dum.

  42. Casey83 | 8:48 pm |

    Law fish. They passed the bar.

  43. Tim | 6:18 pm |

    I knew Legal Seafood was just ripping someone off!

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