I have a cavity, I’m not deaf

posted on 6 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Scott G.
Spotted in Taiwan.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    What a screamer

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    He didn’t have to drill

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Treatment is cheap but anesthetic is expensive!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Passing away available per request

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: No Silence of the Clinic!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like yellowing to me

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Clients may park in the louding zone.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Dental Yell
    ♩♫♩
    Last night a little dentist
    Came yellin’ to my door…

    In the midnight hour she cried ““no, no, no more””
    With a dental yell she cried ““no, no, no more””
    In the midnight hour, babe ““no, no, no more””
    With a dental yell, ““no, no, no more””
    no, no, no more ♩♫

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    No kidding?!

  10. DrLex | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Here, you have no choice between enjoying or enduring the treatment. Enduring it is!

  11. GwydionM | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Wailing also allowed, but no gnashing of teeth.

  12. J-Luke | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    DENTAL CLINIC!!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Ask for Dr. Ice Cream and his assistant, Yello Kitty

  14. Frank Burns | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Shout it out loud! I’m a dentist and proud!

  15. Frank Burns | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Quiet is for those anti-dentites.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ve really got a nerve!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    – Okay, now open your mouth.
    – AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  18. Big Fat Cat | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello, I am Dr OUCHi and I am your yelling dentist today!

  19. James | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    OH GOD, I’M A DENTAL CLINICCCCCCCCCC

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended for dental patients with whiting teeth

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They couldn’t afford an x-ray machine so they judge the size of the cavities by the echo.

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it safe?

  23. Sparky | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    TRUTH IN ADVERTISING.

  24. Marum | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Are you a painless dentist?”

    ‘Yeah mate. I don’t feel a thing.’

  25. Marum | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you think the treatment hurts, wait till you get the bill.

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess that’s one way to get your message across…

    YOU HAVE A CAVITY!
    i’m sorry
    BRUSH TWICE A DAY!
    o.k.
    LEARN HOW TO FLOSS BETTER!
    i will
    USE A FLUORIDE RINSE!
    i swear
    ONLY YOU CAN STOP TOOTH DECAY!
    *sob*

  27. Marum | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dentistry is interesting.

    Where else would you pay someone royally to torture for a hour or so?

    If you are that masochistic, go to Columbia. They will do it gratis – and for many days as a bonus.

  28. Marum | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @A Non Y Mouse.

    The vasectomy clinic is three doors down sir.

  29. Marum | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    “Are you an Anaesthetist?”

    ‘No. I believe in God.”

  30. jjhitt | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    This is an American invention.

  31. Jøshua | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Speak into the tooth.

  32. Marum | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Only the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

    Im totum veritas……Marum (Die schachspielen Katze)

  33. Classic Steve | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Brian Blessed, DDS?

  34. Someone | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They step on your feet, and quickly pull the tooth while you’re yelling in pain.

  35. RT | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    HULK READY FOR PATIENT!
    HULK SAD BECAUSE PATIENT NO USE FLOSS!
    HULK SMASH PLAQUE!

  36. Biff the Understudy | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Gilbert Gottfried, D.D.S.

  37. NoizeBomb | 5:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Taiwanese Hardcore Dentistry Club is not doing so well at the moment.

  38. Jøshua | 9:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh I get it. it should be “Jewish and Gentiles” Clinic. Happy Holidays!

  39. Joanne Gray | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it safe?

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