Please die carefully

posted on 5 Dec 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Mix things up.

Photo courtesy of Peter S.
Found in New Delhi, India.

37 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Just die when the car hits you

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    They’re dying to get out.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    Pass over and over and over a barrier again

  4. Tong | 4:08 am |

    It blocks the traffic.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    WARNING: Pass off!

  6. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    We already have a speed bump.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    There’s a bucket in the back. If you’re really desperate you can kick that.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    – B… but Officer, I swear it was an accident!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Our patrons don’t like people getting all up in their grille.

  10. Marum | 4:22 am |

    Don’t worry. There is still abilion or so left.

  11. Marum | 4:27 am |

    I have no intention of considering my fellow man, after I am dead

  12. JohnZ | 4:30 am |

    Our agents can help you pass away in a different area. Just call us.

  13. Marum | 4:32 am |

    Dying can only be executed in an approved manner, and signed for in triplicate, after you have expired.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    …. and don’t pass water there, either!

  15. GwydionM | 4:56 am |

    There is a convenient Funeral Parlour five doors down

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |

    Not even six feet under?

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |

    That would be a grave mistake.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:55 am |

    – Did you pass away under barrier?
    – I did, Sir.
    – You’re lying!
    – Of course I’m lying, do you think I can walk around, being dead?

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:59 am |

    I’m not going to pass away there, I’m just feeling a bit run down.

  20. Auntie | 6:11 am |

    So simple. So Engrish! 5.0

  21. iLock | 6:38 am |

    No passing away the delayed, mildewed human.

  22. iLock | 6:40 am |

    Even though arm has hidden blades with
    razor sharp slicing action – just try to get out!

  23. Frank Burns | 7:56 am |

    Not exactly the gates of Heaven.

  24. Sparky | 8:00 am |

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

  25. Frank Burns | 8:01 am |

    The Limbo Contest of DEATH.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:38 am |

    Ramp In Peace

  27. Lora | 10:22 am |

    It must be the gates to Car Heaven. Rust in Pieces!

  28. coffeebot | 11:42 am |

    the new Park & Die garage keeps losing customers

  29. pikapal | 12:21 pm |

    Hearses only!

  30. Peter | 12:27 pm |

    Better pass out than away.

  31. Marum | 2:49 pm |

    Beneath that cruddy exterior, lies a heart of pure rust.

  32. RT | 6:44 pm |

    passover is okay though. MAZELTOV!

  33. Jøshua | 9:22 pm |

    I hate myself and I want to die…under this barrier

  34. alexmagnus | 1:54 pm |

    Dying right here is strictly prohibited.

  35. AlexB | 12:16 pm |

    Walk fast, or pass away.

  36. Lucano | 2:52 am |

    Bawal naghihingalo dito.

  37. Joanne Gray | 8:12 am |

    Make sure all passing away done strictly on top of barrier. Falling off after passing away is punishable by death.

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